The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think)

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Stand-up, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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🎧Episode Summary “Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos” 🧑‍⚖️ Courtroom Idiocy Goes Full Throttle 🚓 Follow-Up: The Dumbest Driver Returns ⚖️ Trans Lawyer Meltdown in Oklahoma Court 🏛️ City Council Meeting from Hell 🧪 Distorted Science: “Spoiled Sperm” 🚗 The I-5 Flasher Strikes Again 📱 Listener Interaction Highlights 📞 Voicemail Highlights 💰 Support the Show 👉 […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Friday, March 27th, 2026. Coming up on the program today, a transgender lawyer
0:07.0	throws a he-her-style tantrum in the courtroom. Plus, a pedophile has a few unhinged things to say
0:13.3	at the city council meeting. Does spoiled sperm begin to curdle? Researchers seem to think so. And let's go
0:19.0	interstate goooning!
0:26.5	The Washington, D.C. Water Department presents a song about Plurination featuring their water-based mascot, Wendy.
0:29.6	It's a distorted view.
0:31.5	It's a bit.
0:32.4	Just a patience.
0:34.7	Oh, Wendy, Wendy.
0:39.3	Oh, Wendy, windy Oh, windy Oh, windy
0:41.3	Wendy Wendy
0:43.3	Oh Wendy
0:45.3	Wendy
0:46.3	How was I supposed to know
0:50.3	You clean our pipes with chlorine Oh windy windy we need you to safely flow
1:01.0	through water maze in our streets show me fresh dust systems skin be Tell me windy
1:11.6	Because we need to know now
1:14.6	Because it's the time of year
1:17.6	For quarrying
1:19.6	To keep you safe
1:22.6	We need to clean
1:24.6	When you fresh in pipes
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