Eat That Pussy Like a Krispy Kreme
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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The Garbage Man Wants Your Pussy • Krispy Kreme Cunnilingus • Concert Seat Catastrophes Today’s episode begins with Tim pulling back the curtain on one of Tainted Broth’s most beloved songs. You’ll hear the hilariously awful “human demo” that eventually became A Whole Raw Load, proving that sometimes artificial intelligence really is smarter than the […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 1st, 2026. Coming up on the program today, a friendly reminder that shitting yourself in a crowded venue is most always frowned upon. Plus, eating gooey pussy like a crispy cream donut, when the garbage man stops to sexually harass you, you know you looking fine. And an Uber drive that resulted in autism. |
| 0:33.9 | I can show you my whole. |
| 0:38.3 | Brinkly glistening so messy Toxic cocked and locked, yes he will pump his load in me |
| 0:45.3 | I can open your hole |
| 0:49.3 | Push my dig in where light fades over sideways and under on this magic viral ride. |
| 1:01.0 | A horror load, kinds of tainted escargo. |
| 1:09.0 | When I start screaming, oh, I'm about to blow |
| 1:13.1 | And fill your guts with deadly cream |
| 1:16.6 | A whole pot's load |
| 1:18.9 | Shooting out your dirty chode |
| 1:24.5 | My busted asshole reamed |
| 1:27.1 | It's a chem-fuel a cam fuel dream infected with the poison come of you |
| 1:36.7 | it's distorted view daily with tim henson i can eat pussy for days says tim |
| 1:43.0 | they're turds on the tenderloins? |
| 1:44.8 | They don't know what the fuck they're doing. |
| 1:47.0 | Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. |
| 1:48.8 | My name is... |
| 1:49.7 | Ma... |
| 1:50.3 | Beta Man! |
| 1:52.6 | Yes! |
| 1:53.2 | Hey Freaks, Tim back here with you for your Wednesday episode of TV. |
| 1:56.7 | Have a great one for you. |
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