Poop Cop Promotions, Naked Hyponotists, And A Watermelon Felon
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Episode Summary Friday’s show lurches from Sandy Kane’s ancient, flopping public-access nudity to a naked VR hypnotist who used to bang animals, with stops at a peeling Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, sovereign-citizen courtroom gibberish, racist parking-lot shrieking, and a Texas cop who somehow turned poop misconduct into a promotion. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Friday, June 19th, 2026. |
| 0:04.2 | Coming up on the program today, finding out your hypnotist is a nudist dog fucker. |
| 0:09.2 | Plus, feeding shit sandwiches to the homeless might get you promoted at work. |
| 0:13.5 | Coining new racist terms to prove you're not a racist, and the saggiest tits in Times Square. |
| 0:19.2 | All this, push your voicemails today. |
| 0:24.1 | Shat you. and the saggiest tits in time square. All this, push your voicemails. Today! She charges 20 bucks for every penis that she sucks. |
| 0:31.3 | Gloria loves sucking schmachs. |
| 0:35.0 | Fucking Gloria. |
| 0:38.3 | Gloria bought this in Vegas. Yeah, her name is Floria |
| 0:40.3 | She was born in Queens Astoria |
| 0:44.3 | And all the guys know Gloria |
| 0:47.3 | When she's a cock-sucking warrior |
| 0:51.3 | Yeah, fucking Gloria She has them waiting in line 20 bucks for a blow job anytime |
| 1:01.4 | hey 20 bucks for a blow job that's a good bye goodbye my a bisexual yeah B-U-Y |
| 1:09.0 | sexual I pay me a fucking glory off |
| 1:15.6 | she charges 20 bucks for every cock she sucks me i used to do drugs in the 70s |
| 1:29.4 | Now I do them in any time but it's Distorted View Daily |
| 1:32.7 | With Tim Henson |
| 1:34.3 | She is a fat cunt |
| 1:36.3 | Is Miss Vagina thinking about Mr. Peanuts |
| 1:39.2 | We are drinking other people's abortions |
| 1:42.3 | What the fuck? |
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