You Can’t Build A Society With Tits
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show ricochets from Stacey Kennison’s latest mafia-witch-prostitution paranoia to instant-karma brat pain, black preachers demanding more testicles and fewer tits, a masturbating Secret Service agent, and one extremely drunk woman trying to murder a dirt-bike kid with her car. Real wholesome midweek material. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos ⚡ Instant Karma Theater ⛪ […]
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| 0:00.0 | May freaks, it's Wednesday, May 6th. |
| 0:03.6 | 2026, coming up on the program today, |
| 0:05.9 | a society built on big old tiddies is bound to collapse |
| 0:09.2 | under its own milk-filled memory weight. |
| 0:11.8 | Plus, biblically speaking, women are all bitches. |
| 0:16.3 | And a secret service member's not-so-secret public masturbation session. |
| 0:23.1 | It's time once again for DV's weekly wellness check-in with Stacey Kennyson. |
| 0:29.4 | Hey, it's me, Stacy Kennyson. |
| 0:30.7 | I just want to say it looks like when a John Gotti's relatives stalked me today on the way to the library. |
| 0:36.5 | And I think Cinder Bulk is kind of related to him. |
| 0:38.8 | And I don't want anything to do with crime, which is crapp or prostitution. I was told John Gotti |
| 0:42.8 | Jr. gave permission to do whatever Sandra Bulk and Jenny Mursa wanted to do to me, which was make |
| 0:47.1 | a satanic deal and abuse and exploit me to death and try and murder me and send me to help. |
| 0:52.2 | I renounce all Latin people, all Italian people, that say it's okay to blaspheme my genitalia, |
| 0:59.0 | my reproductive system, and I have renounced all of them in the name of Jesus Christ that are doing that. |
| 1:05.0 | And I renounce the Renee Zunica family that keeps teaming up with some German Jews or maybe some German two relatives of mine. It's saying that I'm going to be Chicano and have my genitals blasphemed. |
| 1:14.2 | So Renee, in the name of Jesus Christ, I renounce you, your family, and your network. |
| 1:19.8 | It's Distorted View Daily, sponsored by TV listener Flaming Nutsack. |
| 1:25.4 | Drunken Negro Face Cookie. |
| 1:27.6 | Are you on the internet? |
| 1:29.1 | Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheets? |
| 1:31.4 | It's just a fun thing. |
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