Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

Overview

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

532 Episodes

385: Dat Bih Gah with Jake Webber

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksThis week we're joined by Jake Webber, one of YouTube's biggest creators. Jake sits down with the guys to talk about content creation, shaving your ass, life online, Facebook Market Place Food , relationships, and his guilty pleasure songs. Instagram: @jakewebber9 YouTube: Jake Webber YouTube Channel Music: Jake Webber Music & Videos 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: BetterHelp, Shopify, BlueChew, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first monthShopify shopify.com/socks Start selling with a $1/month trialBlueChew Gold bluechew.com Buy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSGLD New customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at GLD.com

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

384: Global Gooning ft. Oliver Tree

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksOliver Tree joins the pod to talk about his new album, traveling the world to record music, and the wild experiences that came with making it across dozens of countries. He also gets into life on the road, the music industry, gambling stories, his world tour, and why he prefers living with total freedom over staying in one place.Oliver Tree socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/olivertree/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@olivertree YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHcb3FQivl6xCRcHC2zjdkQ🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: Chubbies, Ridge, Good Chop, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcast Chubbies Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code stiff at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff! #chubbiespodRidge Upgrade your wallet today! Get up to 40% off @Ridge during their Father’s Day Sale when you go to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #RidgepodGood Chop Use code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast ShipStation shipstation.com and get 60 days free with code SOCKS#ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

383: MILF'd ft. Mark Normand & Sam Morril (We Might Be Drunk)

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comMark Normand and Sam Morril from the We Might be Drunk podcast join the pod to talk bombing at nightmare comedy gigs, sports obsession, skate culture, social media ruining entertainment, and insane stories from life on the road. Mark also tells the unbelievable story of losing his virginity to an older woman on Bourbon Street during Y2K, including how nervous he was to even take his boxers off.Thanks to Thanks to: PrizePicks, Shopify, Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playShopify shopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trialLumi Gummies lumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSBetterHelp betterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthBlueChew Gold bluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS#ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

382: Adult Wet Dreams

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

381: We Have ADHD ft. Jessica McCabe

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksJessica McCabe is the creator of the massively popular YouTube channel “How to ADHD,” where she breaks down ADHD, executive dysfunction, productivity, and mental health in an approachable and relatable way. She’s also a New York Times bestselling author and one of the internet’s leading voices on understanding how ADHD brains actually work.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comTrevor and Michael sit down with Jessica McCabe to unpack ADHD, hyperfocus, procrastination, emotional impulsivity, and why their brains seem to thrive in chaos. What starts as a comedy podcast slowly turns into a real-time self-diagnosis session as they realize way too many ADHD symptoms sound painfully familiar.Thanks to: Shopify, BlueChew, Hims, Cash App, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling with a $1/month trialBlueChew Gold bluechew.com Buy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS Hims hims.com/socks Get a personalized, affordable plan Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

380: DumbMaxxing ft. Terry Dubrow

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksTerry Dubrow is a board-certified plastic surgeon and obesity medicine specialist known for blending aesthetics with overall wellness. A UCLA and Yale–trained surgeon, he gained fame on Botched and co-hosts the Doctor and Mrs. Guinea Pig podcast with his wife, Heather Dubrow. He’s also a bestselling author and co-founder of Consult Beaute and Consult Health.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comDr. Terry Dubrow joins the boys for a wild deep dive into plastic surgery, from BBL horror stories and botched procedures to leeches, myths, and the craziest things he’s seen in the operating room. It spirals into insane ER stories, celebrity surgery breakdowns, and unfiltered takes on looksmaxxing, Ozempic, and the future of body modification.Thanks to: Shopify, Lumi Gummies, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling with a $1/month trialLumi Gummies lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS Golden Nugget Online Casino goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Use code STIFFSOCKSChubbies chubbiesshorts.com Get 20% off with code STIFF BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026

379: Scientists Reveal the Real Male G-Spot

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

378: God Told Me to Call Him Daddy with Pete Holmes

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Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2026

377: BrokeChella

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Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2026

376: Buzzer Beat...off

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept 02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice 03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion 05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare 15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story) 17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion 25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate 29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea 34:00 – Flashbang 36:30 – Glory hole 39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys 50:40 – First documented glory hole 01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH 01:12:00 - SECRET SOCKThanks to: ShipStation, GLD, Factor, and Golden Nugget Online Casino for sponsoring the podcast ShipStation shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days with code SOCKS GLD gld.com Get 50% off with code SOCKS Factor factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Golden Nugget Online Casino goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Use code STIFFSOCKS Get 500 spins (50/day for 10 days) after wagering $5 21+ • Terms apply

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2026

375: Mormon Madness: Bachelorette vs. Chair

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2026

374: Measuring the Big Arch

The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2026

373: SCRUB STEP DADDY

The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2026

372: Sketch vs The Internet’s Strangest Addictions

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Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2026

371: Every Nut I Spit Out (ICE CREAM)

The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Mint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socks Ready to stop paying more than you have to? New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time. Switch now at mintmobile.com/socks That’s mintmobile.com/socks. ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required. Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free. That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS. 60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving.GLD – https://www.gld.com Work hard and change the game. New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com. That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com. After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us.Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.com Lumi Gummies are available nationwide. Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order. That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS.BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks. That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2026

370: Slopes and Hoes

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Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2026

369: Pause Patrol

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Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2026

368: R2 Double D2

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2026

367: Choppleganger

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2026

366: Barbie on the Spectrum???

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Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2026

365: 2026 - Everything Sucks Now!

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Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2026

364: Brady Going Balls Deep

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Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2026

363: New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane

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Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2025

362: Santa is Coming and So Are We

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Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2025

361: Drake is a Fan... Kinda

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready! 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE 09:52 - Tour Dates & AD 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks 22:19 - AD 25:00 - Drake!!! 31:28 - AD 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie 39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff 43:22 - AD 50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they? 01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES! 01:07:57 - AD 01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple 01:24:00 - BINGO! Thanks to Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Shopify – shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/socks That’s shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% off Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off BlueChew – bluechew.com Make life easier by getting harder discover your options at bluechew.com

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

360: Rage Bait is Rage Bait

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Acre Gold – getacregold.com Gold is up over 40% in the last year. Subscribe now at getacregold.com and make your money work for you. Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart and save big Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Lucy also offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

359: Magic School Bust Ft. Brandon Rogers

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Brandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme. Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode. follow Brandon Instagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonbored Thanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month IndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKS Uncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.com Get 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

358: Gobble me on Thanksgiving

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name 2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people 14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down 16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats 18:00 - Timothy Chalamet 20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie 30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE 36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny 01:00:00 - Learning how to drive 01:08: 14 - AD 01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks 01:13:22 - Sock Talk 01:17:41 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast Uncommon Goods – Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play Lucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples with free shipping and 365-day returns #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

357: Beauty and the Yeast

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocks BlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKS IndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co, code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

356: You Can Now Crack a Clanker

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast GLD – gld.com Work hard and change the game. Get 50% off + a free chain at gld.com with code SOCKS Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with code SOCKS Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Acre Gold – getacregold.com BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

355: Divorce Lawyer Explains if Love is Real ft. James Sexton

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiff Get 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

354: SICK OF SORA

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged. 1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO 2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA 6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now 16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever 21:00 - Have you ever really made love? 40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making 42:00 - When is the best time to “make love” 49:00 - Funny online dating stories 51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through 01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked 01:03:00 - Costume ideas 01:11:00 - SOCK TALK 01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the Podcast True Classic Tees– TrueClassic.com/[SOCKS] Lucy - Lucy.co/STIFF and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

353: Getter Almost Joined a Biker Gang...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music 5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere 8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms 15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar 18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI 29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women 34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda) 37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio 40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes 01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one) 01:16:00 - SOCK TALK 01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions 01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Acre Gold – getacregold.com and subscribe now. IndaCloud – inda.shop/SOCKS If you’re 21 or older, get 30% off + free shipping on your first order with code SOCKS #indacloudpod Shopify – shopify.com/socks Start your business with Shopify for just $1/month BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS — BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

352: Matt McCusker’s Betrayal List

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj X: @mattwritesbooks Official Website: mattmccusker.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News 3:00 - Matt on stage 5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List 15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences 21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR? 28:00 - Farming Comments 30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids 41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take 51:00 - Spicy Margs 58:00 - Ontario Improv 01:07:00 - SOCK TALK 01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession Thanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize Picks Manscaped – manscaped.com Get The Handyman, the Rocketman, and 15% off your entire order with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Cash App – cash.app code CASHAPP10 New customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10 Use it in your profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Only valid for new customers with a qualifying auto-renewing subscription Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Code SOCKS for 30% off your order PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

351: The Unknown Side of Zach Justice

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway. Follow Zach Justice: Youtube - @Thezachjustice Tik Tok - @zacjustice IG - @zacjustice 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice 4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met 5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop? 9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad 12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper 13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK 15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college 20:25 - Zac doing open mics 21:18 - Better Help Ad 25:00 - Zac’s old videos 28:00 - Online Dating 33:12 - Shipstation Ad 34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk 42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE 45:36 - Blue Chew Ad 51:00 - Is there a difference in prison? 59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM 59:35 - AD 01:08:03 - SOCK TALK 01:13:13 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Quince, Better Help, Ship Station and Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

350: Beach Backshots

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI 3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear 6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots 15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI 17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc 24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy 30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies 40:00 - Trevor got high 44:00 - Michael went to the beach 46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Level up your nicotine routine. Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

349: Bert Kreischer's Biggest Secret

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act. Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio. 5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner 14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you? 17:00 - Writing Jokes 26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person 29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break 37:00 - Radio is not dead 41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage 44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT 48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story 54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses 01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged 01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes 01:16:00 - Sock Talk 01:22:00 - Secret Sock Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast IndaCloud – indacloud.co Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

348: Start Drilling in Your Butt Twin (WE GOT A NEW STUDIO)

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 0:40 - NEW STUDIO! 3:00 - New College Football Player Names 10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD 19:00 - New iPhone! 23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD 25:00 - The future of cell phones 29:00 - Recalls 30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens 35:11 BLUE CHEW AD 36:00 - Bean Bags 41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers 47:16:03 - AD 50:00 - Sleepover Conversations 01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang 01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled 01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo! Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6 Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storage BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

347: DAX Gets FLAME’d

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines. Follow Dax Fame Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedaxflame Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/DaxFlame https://www.instagram.com/daxflame/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/11 - Brea Ca 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year. Sign up by October 6 for Gemini 2.5 Pro, image uploads, Notebook LM, and more. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew: Discover your options at BlueChew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS just pay $5 for shipping. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life. Lumi Gummies - Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off. #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

346: HELP! Stranded in Africa

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED! 06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa 07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony AD - 10:07 18:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks 25:00 - The importance of family time AD - 30:36 34:00 - Going on safaris in Africa AD - 41:10 43:00 - Hot Air Balloons in Africa AD - 52:36 56:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!” AD - 1:12:09 01:12:44 - Michael is going to retire 01:18:26 - SOCK TALK 01:20:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6. Includes Gemini 2.5 Pro, 2TB storage, Notebook LM, and more. PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. PrizePicks. It’s good to be right. Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Use referral code SECURE10, send $5, get $10. Cash App is not a bank. Banking services by partners. More info: cash.app/legal/podcast #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2025

345: Dave Blunts vs Everyone

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis. Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesun Follow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: PrizePicks, Happy Thursday, and Lucy PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That’s code SOCKS for $50 in lineups once you’ve played your first $5. PrizePicks — Run Your Game. Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Weekend vibes all summer long. If you’re feeling thirsty, have a Happy Thursday. Find one near you at DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Lucy – Lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine. Go to Lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

344: McMeth Nuggets

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Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

343: Worst Movies Ever!

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder 4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for. 6:30 - CART NARCS 8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where? 14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do 20:00 - Having crushes in middle school 29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters 30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK 41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2 45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made? 56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies? 01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test 01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking 01:21:09 - Prince Albert 01:31:05 - SOCK TALK 01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Factor, Quince, IndaCloud, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcast. Factor – FactorMeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off + FREE shipping on your first box. Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks IndaCloud – IndaCloud.co Float above the stress with 25% off + free shipping on your first order. Use code SOCKS at IndaCloud.co ShipStation – ShipStation.com Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for a FREE trial #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

342: Blowhole Bangers

‼️MERCH OUT NOW on stiffsocksshop.com‼️ Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets) 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy. O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection 1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo 5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas 7:50 Getting head in a library 14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars 20:00 Concerts at Sea World 25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies 28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo? 35:00 Taking dates to the shows 38:00 Dating is hard 45:00 Online dating 59:00 Talking with the Canva King 01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA 01:10:00 Cheap dates 01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college 01:24:00 Sock Talk 01:24:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: BlueChew, Happy Thursday, HelloFresh, and BetterHelp BlueChew – BlueChew.com Discover your options at BlueChew.com! Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you, visit DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks HelloFresh – HelloFresh.com/socks10fm Go to HelloFresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life! BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

341: Tea App is Ruining Relationships

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Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

340: Kidz Bop 99: Wasted in the Waymo

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Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

339: Long Live The Glizzy King

This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king. 1:00 - Michael goes to BIG BEAR and drives like a b*tch 5:00 - Costco is better than Sam’s Club 13:30 - REAL BREAD 22:00 - The boys talk about their caffeine intake 33:00 - Unreleased Reels 40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong 44:00 - 4th of July in Chicago 57:00 - HOT DAWGGGSS 1:00:00 - Cheating in the MLB 1:03:00 - JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT IS THE GLIZZY KING 1:20:10 - SOCK TALK 1:23:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Bluechew, Chubbies, Lucy, Factor Meals, and Cash App BlueChew.com And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Chubbies- Go to chubbiesshorts.com to get 20% off your order with our code “socks” Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Factor - factormeals.com/socks50off use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Cash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

338: Chris Angel Mindfreak Off

Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com New York, NY: Jul 24 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Second leg is being announced soon! 0:08 Trevor gets energized at the beach 5:33 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods 7:36 Stop having menus in other languages 14:22 Olympics are coming to LA 17:06 Room temperature 27:56 Pilots missing their exit 30:00 Post Nut Regret 35:53 Michael is throwing ropes 40:46 Furbys 48:00 Magicians getting puss 53:53 Southwest Airlines 56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding 01:04:00 Killing bin Laden 01:06:57 Sock Talk 01:16:30 Getting out of your bubble 01:21:30 Secret Sock Thanks to: Ship Station, Blue Chew, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh, Molson Coors Brewing Company ShipStation.com Upgrade to a smoother shipping experience. Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your free trial. BlueChew.com And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp.com/socks As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks. That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash SOCKS Hellofresh.com/socks10fm Make your summer enjoyable and delicious by signing up for HelloFresh at Hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get TEN FREE MEALS with a FREE ITEM FOR LIFE. That’s HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm for 10 free meals and a free item in every box. HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm. One per box with an active subscription. Free meals are applied as a discount on the first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS. So if you’re feeling thirsty, Have a Happy Thursday! Weekend vibes all summer long. To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit Drink Happy Thursday dot com slash SOCKS. That’s Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS. CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY® *NON-CARBONATED NATURALLY FLAVORED WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS. 21+ CONTAINS ALCOHOL. ©2025 MOLSON COORS BEVERAGE CO., MILWAUKEE, WI • BEER

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

337: Boat Throat (LIVE ON A BOAT)

Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Second leg is being announced soon! 0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan 7:15 Happy 4th of July 13:30 Fishing 18:30 Animal Mascots 25:17 Back in the studio 25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat 27:50 Artists with hit songs 37:00 Blocking people in real life 38:40 Leaving mid-date 44:50 Long term relationships 48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich? 56:55 Sock Talk 1:00:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: Gemini Credit Card, Cornbread Hemp Gemini Credit Card Sign up for the Gemini Credit Card: https://Gemini.com/SOCKS #GeminiCreditCard #CryptoRewards This video is sponsored by Gemini. All opinions expressed by the content creator are their own and not influenced or endorsed by Gemini. The Gemini Credit Card is issued by WebBank. For more information regarding fees, interest, and other cost information, see Rates & Fees. Some exclusions apply to instant rewards; these are deposited when the transaction posts. See Rewards Program Terms for details. Checking if you pre-qualify will not impact your credit score. If you pre-qualify and choose to proceed, a hard credit inquiry will be conducted that can impact your credit score. Pre-qualification does not guarantee approval. To qualify for the $200 crypto bonus, you must spend $3,000 within 90 days of account opening. Terms apply. The appreciation of cardholder rewards reflects a subset of Gemini Cardholders from 10/08/2021 to 04/06/2025 who held Bitcoin rewards for at least one year. Individual results will vary based on spending, selected crypto, and market performance. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and may result in gains or losses. This information is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Cornbread Hemp cornbreadhemp.com/SOCKS, code SOCKS

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

336: Coochie Calories

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Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

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