Stiff Socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 Bensalem, PA: Jun 27 Washington, DC: Jun 28 0:00 Magnums, Ice baths 5:37 People with PhDs 10:46 Pregnancy, Buying rope, Doctors 22:33 Contrast therapy, Nipples, Tech Decks 27:01 Loud vibrations, Diddy condiments 47:07 Mexican food, English is hard 56:56 Food we ate as kids 1:02:24 Cheese Rolling 2025, Chipotle 1:07:42 Singer gets cooked online 1:13:16 Jams and croissants 1:16:05 Sock Talk - Netflix OceanGate documentary 1:19:38 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted on Hinge Thanks to BetterHelp, Mack Weldon, Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers, Feel Free, BlueChew BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at https://betterhelp.com/socks Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers - To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit https://drinkhappythursday.com/socks Feel Free - Check out https://feelfree.com - ordering online Is easy and delivery is free and fast! BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS -- just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com  #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 Bensalem, PA: Jun 27 Washington, DC: Jun 28 0:00 Timothee Chalamet, Knicks fans, 5:48 Tripping at the Las Vegas Sphere Grateful Dead concert 20:49 Backstreet Boys, Groupies 25:47 Jack’s Bachelor Party 31:27 Ten inmates break out of prison 43:20 Weird Uber drivers, The Holiday Inn 48:10 Sock Talk - Road rage defecation 56:35 Secret Sock Talk - Who would be in your “zoo for humans”? Thanks to Cornbread Hemp, Lucy, ShipStation Cornbread Hemp - Save 30% on your first order when you head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/socks and use code SOCKS at checkout Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (stiff) to get 20% off your first order ShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Dillon Francis: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillonfrancis IG: https://www.instagram.com/dillonfrancis Tour: https://dillonfrancis.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 0:00 Vegas shows, Throwing food to the crowd 4:54 Trevor’s first pitch 13:57 Dillon Francis DJ sets, Bombing, Private gigs 23:54 Stand up vs DJ shows, Blacked out at Coachella 34:03 New dance music genres, Trevor saw Dillon Francis in college, Tattoos 42:05 Getting into DJing, Dillon Francis’ music videos 52:12 Trevor’s Vegas show, Passing out in random places 1:00:10 Love on the spectrum, Roku City, Baja Blackout 1:06:30 Worst/weird shows, Early DJ names, Dillon Francis satirical character 1:19:05 Hooters, Living in Downtown LA 1:22:15 Sock Talk - What’s your go to pickup line? And what’s your favorite position? 1:24:11 Secret Sock Talk - What’s the first song at bachelor party to get the boys going Thanks to Hello Fresh, Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers, Feel Free, Shopify, BetterHelp Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers - To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit https://drinkhappythursday.com/socks Feel Free - If you’re looking to trade out your energy drinks or cut back on your coffee intake check go to https://feelfree.com Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/socks BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Grace O’Malley Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley: https://www.youtube.com/@DisgracefulTheShow IG: https://www.instagram.com/gracekomalley TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gracekomalley 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 0:00 Truth deals, Kentucky Derby 7:58 Drunk guy asks Trevor Wallace about Bonnie Blue 16:25 Fight on the flight, Skibidi Chicken Jockey 25:08 Screen time, Lock your doors, Owning a gun 34:04 Award shows we’d like to be a part of 37:22 Horse racing 42:45 Bombing on stage 50:21 Family vacations 57:15 Grace O’Malley’s family, People who don’t like comedy 59:54 Fan voicemail - Scared of aliens taking my member 1:04:13 Bad haircuts, Irrational childhood fears 1:09:28 Sock Talk - I used to use my mom’s special toy 1:11:59 Secret Sock Talk - Did the deed on the sky lift at Disney World 1:13:08 Hottest Disney characters Thanks to Lucy, BlueChew, Cash App, Factor, PrizePicks Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code stiff to get 20% off your first order BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at https://bluechew.com -- just pay $5 shipping Cash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 0:00 Popcorn reading, The Edgar, Stephen Hawking 6:00 Bill Belichick 30:23 Noisy hotels, Electric toothbrushes, Bad eating habits 43:04 Bryan Johnson 49:09 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fantasy Draft 1:10:40 Ancient behaviors 1:14:18 Sock Talk - Ex girlfriend is now engaged 1:15:15 Sock Talk - I have a balloon fetish Thanks to Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers, Feel Free, Mack Weldon, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers - To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit https://drinkhappythursday.com/socks Feel Free - If you’re looking to trade out your energy drinks or cut back on your coffee intake check go to https://feelfree.com Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 Milwaukee, WI: May 30 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Old Drake, Remember the Alamo, Hot takes 8:29 Ad jingles and slogans 14:58 New Mexico, New Hampshire, Country towns 18:22 Earthquakes, Worst thing to say after finishing, Tinder 24:07 Facebook and AIM, 26:33 Katy Perry in outer space 46:54 New iPhone, Old phones 57:43 Cuddling on the plane, Back from Bali, Eating techniques 1:11:43 Ja Morant 1:15:38 Fan voicemail - Cooking spray crank 1:22:36 Sock Talk - Edging the computer 1:24:36 Secret Sock Talk - Weird Hinge hook up Thanks to 1800 Flowers, Turtle Beach, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh, Shopify 1800 Flowers - To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/socks Turtle Beach -  Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code [SOCKS] at https://www.turtlebeach.com/socks #turtlebeachpod BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship 7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL 17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show 30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn 35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life 42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date 47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe 52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell 1:05:17 School patrols 1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want 1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye 1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing 1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage 1:24:34 The barista look Thanks to Factor, Mack Weldon, BlueChew, PrizePicks, Lucy Factor -  Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at https://bluechew.com -- just pay $5 shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/socks and use promo code SOCKS to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Bonnie Blue IG: https://www.instagram.com/bonnie_blue_xox 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Ad-free episodes and weekly bonus eps on our Patreon! 1:13 Divorce is rage quitting 6:12 After date farts 8:47 Sydney Sweeney single? 17:41 Michael’s road rage 28:57 Trevor’s Uber driver, ChatGPT and AI 38:23 Bonnie Blue joins us, British vs American words 41:29 Bonnie Blue in Cancun 44:44 Taking a V card, Finishing, Filming 50:46 Real vs Performative scenes 53:57 1000 guys in one day 57:37 Guy brings mom to a Bonnie Blue scene 1:02:21 Bash me out 1:05:12 Fan Question - Next big video? 1:12:32 Fan Question - What Bonnie Blue did before corn 1:13:33 - Fan Question - How to keep jaw from hurting 1:15:35 Sock Talk - How do I get gf’s back door 1:16:54 Secret Sock Talk - How do I sign up to be in the next video? Thanks to Feel Free, PXG, BetterHelp, ShipStation Feel Free - For a smarter, more natural way to stay focused and calm, check out Feel Free! PXG - Head over to https://pxgapparel.com/stiff to save 10% on your order. BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month. ShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Harry Jowsey Pash Skin Care: https://getpash.com Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey: https://www.youtube.com/@boyfriendmaterialpodcast IG: https://www.instagram.com/harryjowsey TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@harryjowsey 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon! 1:48 Harry Jowsey’s black eye 8:24 Getting in trouble, Strong guys 15:37 Father’s ashes 21:35 Hawk Tuah, Ashton Hall 29:21 Quavo’s old apartment, No phone for 6 weeks 35:07 Reality TV 48:30 AI voices 54:12 Kicked out of school, Animal bits 59:36 Crazy hookup spots 1:07:29 Skin Care 1:13:29 Ashton Hall’s content 1:23:38 Fan voicemail - Guy went in his pants during make out 1:25:28 Reality tv seggs 1:29:28 Sock talk - Planning a threesum 1:34:38 Secret Sock Talk - Early 20s and never dated Thanks to Factor, BlueChew, Chubbies, Vieci Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at https://bluechew.com -- just pay $5 shipping Chubbies - Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code socks at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/socks #chubbiespod Autoblow - Visit https://autoblow.com and use code “stiff” for 15% off of any machine #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Huntington, NY: Mar 26 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon! 1:51 Gooning to Anora on a flight 9:39 Reading, Putting down the phone 22:04 Having kids, Lost and found 31:31 Waiters in training 45:00 Michael’s numb fingers 55:24 Bonnie Blue in Cancun 1:01:00 20 year old Trevor 1:12:10 Living in Los Angeles, Dream houses 1:23:23 Sock Talk - Food 1:28:03 Movie trailers 1:31:16 Secret Sock Talk - Girlfriend had seizure after I threw it down Thanks to Mack Weldon, Stash, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Lucy Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/socks to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures Golden Nugget Online Casino - Secure your 100% lossback with a minimum $5 net loss with promo code STIFFSOCKS Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/socks and use promo code (SOCKS) to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Huntington, NY: Mar 26 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon! 1:13 Bhad Bhabie Alabama Barker beef 4:46 Gold, Diamonds and Ferraris 12:45 Tesla, Elon Musk 22:58 Trevor’s Gatorade analogy 26:03 Cowboy days 37:23 Puppy stealer, Flexing 45:20 Rick Ross, Celebrity Rumors 53:08 Weirdest Stimulations, Going too quick 1:06:26 Recognized on a date 1:10:35 Fan Voicemail - Found out my dad did corn 1:15:58 Sock Talk - Dumbest flex to impress someone 1:22:27 Secret Sock Talk - I got black out drunk Thanks to BetterHelp, Manscaped, Shopify, BlueChew BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month. Manscaped - Get The Beard & Balls Bundle for 20% OFF + Free International Shipping with code “SOCKS” at https://manscaped.com #ManscapedPartner Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks BlueChew - Go to https://bluechew.com Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS -- just pay $5 shipping #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Dr. Drew YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DrDrew IG: https://www.instagram.com/drdrewpinsky X: https://x.com/drdrew Website: https://drdrew.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Huntington, NY: Mar 26 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news! 1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes 6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music 17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious 21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie 36:21 Too much crazy on the internet 39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing 42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety 48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast 53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating 1:00:49 Michael’s hatred for actors 1:06:28 Michael quitting corn 1:12:35 Asparagus 1:14:43 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys 1:18:13 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn Thanks to Mando, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Stash Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod Golden Nugget Online Casino - Secure your 100% lossback with a minimum five dollar net loss and start spinning today! Use promo code STIFFSOCKS and get started at Golden Nugget Online Casino! Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/socks to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards 16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL 23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready 30:49 DoorDash 40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in 44:44 Michael calls his dad 56:22 How do we fix Hooters? 1:04:30 Lying about height 1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session 1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink 1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly Thanks to BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2025

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant? 15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu 24:31 Michael’s sleep aid 28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa 35:51 What is happening with these planes? 41:03 Dates used to mean something 47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade 51:35 Cocooning 55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe 59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out 1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn? 1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages 1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish 1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks Thanks to Stash, Mack Weldon, Lucy, Factor Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/socks to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son 16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean 25:54 College Football vs NFL 34:21 Trevor’s altercation 58:56 Old Drivers 1:01:31 Sweetgreen education, 1:05:41 Leaving the house 1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts 1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream 1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl 1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish Thanks to Shopify, Mando, BlueChew, BetterHelp Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2025

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 British voices, Best spot in line 6:42 Casting 14:18 Size, All back door 20:17 The portable bidet, Making friends, First timers 28:16 Funny moments during a scene, Johnny S!ns 33:30 The 100 guy idea, Getting recognized 38:39 Start in corn, 50 guys for the rear, Smells 44:44 Good for the skin, The taste of it 49:17 The clean up process, Performers with autism and disabilities, 54:50 People in the DMs, 12 assistants, Crafty 58:20 Seconds, Not in the eye, Sponsors 1:03:35 On top, Flying in from Florida, Small talk 1:09:06 Finishing Lily Phillips 1:13:05 Huge shot, 9am - 11pm scene, Favorite position 1:17:37 Other world records, Voicemail to Trevor 1:19:49 Sock Talk - Pheromones, Craziest toys 1:24:23 Secret Sock Talk - Unknowingly watching my parents Thanks to Upside, LiveGood, Hello Fresh, Manscaped Upside - Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code socks to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas LiveGood - Go to https://livegood.com/socks to save 10% on your first order Hello Fresh - Get up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm socks10fm Manscaped - Get The Beard & Balls Bundle for 20% OFF + Free International Shipping with code “socks” at https://manscaped.com #ManscapedPartner #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2025

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: SOLD OUT San Antonio, TX: SOLD OUT Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 0:00 Trevor’s Mom, Stepdad mid-life crisis, Lost on a milk carton 7:45 Funny non comedians, Selecting flowers, Siamese twins 19:40 Michael’s life changing decision 39:50 Internet temptations, C-men retention, No crank app 52:00 No crank stress relief, Michael’s tour date temptation 1:05:45 It’s only been 4 days 1:15:00 Steroids, Riley Reid, Fake numbers 1:21:49 Fan voicemail - Reverse Lily Phillips 1:26:53 Weird fan voicemail 1:29:06 Sock Talk - Bury me next to Victor Noir 1:35:07 Secret Sock Talk - Tasting your own stuff Thanks to PrizePicks, 1800 Flowers, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Kikoff PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! 1800 Flowers - To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/socks BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com Kikoff - Get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/socks today #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2025

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back 15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom 30:44 Urinals for your home 36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat 44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek 50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House 1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick 1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne 1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses 1:16:32 Joggers for cranking 1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea 1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff 1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear Thanks to 1800 Flowers, Birddogs, Factor, Mack Weldon 1800 Flowers - To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/socks Birddogs - Get a completely free hat @birddogs with code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.birddogs.com/stiffsocks #birddogspod Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/socks50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS  #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2025

Get tix to our livestream tomorrow Thursday 1/23 @ 6pm PST! https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 0:00 Watching Sports Live, 22 and Divorced 8:25 Los Angeles Fires, Inmates Fighting Fires 30:17 What We Took When We Evacuated 34:30 Michael’s Gym Injury, TikTok and RedNote, Countries You Can’t Fly To 46:37 1000 Guys 1:15:09 Consumer Electronics Show, Space Out Competition 1:19:47 A Break From Work, Nut Naps, Michael’s Abstinence 1:27:13 Michael’s Dream, Beat Bobby Flay, Trevor’s Credit Card 1:36:50 Hammered On the Job 1:39:55 Sock Talk - Hooters Girl DUI 1:45:22 Secret Sock Talk - Best Position to Lose V Card Thanks to BlueChew, BetterHelp, Shopify, Mando, PrizePicks BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2025

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 0:00 Michael’s Mustache, Trevor’s Cat 6:22 Timothee Chalamet & Kylie Jenner, 2025 Goals 16:04 Michael’s January 6th Anniversary, Reading, The FBI Top 10 List 28:15 Michael’s Spiritual Ceremony 34:06 No Hub in North Carolina 36:56 Michael’s New Years Trip, Trevor’s Miami New Years 53:05 10 Years in LA, Airport Food & Drink 56:31 Mr. Beast Proposal Video, High School Prom-posals 1:07:56 Consumer Electronic Show Products 1:16:53 Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, Beast Games 1:36:01 Sock Talk - I Give the Meanest Hickeys 1:38:48 Secret Sock Talk - Hotel Cuck Chair Thanks to LiveGood, Upside, Ship Station, Factor LiveGood - Go to https://livegood.com/socks to save 10% on your first order. Upside - Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code socks to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas Ship Station - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2025

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Public Restrooms 5:38 Employee Outfits, Skibidi Toilet 14:51 Toilet Seat Covers 17:05 The End of TikTok 29:43 Billionaire Agendas 33:27 Prenups 37:23 2025 Goals, Stopping to Smell the Roses, Allowing Yourself Rest 58:20 Forgot What a Woman Felt Like 1:03:12 Mistaken For an Author 1:06:31 Craziest Prenups 1:09:19 Sock Talk - Chik-fil-A Number 1 Date Spot For Men 1:15:27 Secret Sock Talk - My Boyfriend Was Sleeping With Pros During Our Situationship Thanks to BetterHelp, BlueChew, Acorns, PrizePicks BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE--just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit https://bluechew.com Acorns - Head to https://acorns.com/socks or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2025

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5 Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank, Self Criticism After Shows, 8:17 Guessing What The Nutcracker is About 18:30 Megan Fox Breaking Up With MGK, Clever Trevor and Silly Goose 20:23 Celebrity Crushes Growing Up, 22:28 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank Revisited 24:10 Mazda Drives Through Dealership Door 27:12 Red Bank New Jersey Girl Criticizes Boyfriend 35:51 She’s a 10 but She Hates Standup 40:58 Back on the Bus 42:57 Instagram Question From Fan: Who’d Be Top and Who’d Be Bottom? 45:59 Instagram Question From Fan: Most Random Compliment Ever Received? 48:51 Instagram Question From Fan: Dream Arena That You Would Want to Perform At? 49:58 Best Leftover Foods, Trying Something Different Off the Menu 54:14 Dream Place For a Session 1:00:14 Sock Talk - Texted a Photo of My Body, Girl Ghosted Me 1:04:52 Secret Sock Talk - I Woke Up to My Boyfriend Cranking Thanks to Kikoff Kikoff - Shake off the credit hangover. Get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/socks today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2025

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5 Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Full Grown Human Beings on Bunk Beds, Hot and Bothered on the Bus 5:28 SKIMS, Hawk Tuah Going to Jail, Growth Spurts 8:27 Night Terrors 18:07 Girlfriend for the Day, Julia Roberts, Artistic Girls 22:25 Not Enough Space and Privacy For a Good Sesh 26:53 Dreams, Suction Cup Toys, Being Somebody’s First 32:48 Obvious Marketing Concepts, Rebrands 39:35 Shriveling up on Stage, Jack’s First Time On Stage 46:02 Football 53:47 Michael Jackson 1:00:16 Sock Talk - Are You Going to Watch the Birth of Your Future Kids? 1:06:42 Secret Sock Talk - Pooping in Pants During SAT to Make a Point to the Teacher Thanks to PrizePicks, Gametime, Load Boost PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2024

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5 Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Tickets to Our Livestream Jan 23 Now Available! 2:15 Louis’ Lunch Cheeseburger Review 16:55 Favorite Burgers 19:48 Pickles, Food Trucks, Ice Cream Truck Kidnappers 24:38 Highly Insecure, Neel Ghosh Is in on the Burger Bit 33:22 Trevor’s Risky Session on the Bus, Chipotle Orders, Sweet Green 43:46 Tomatoes Are Fruits, The Moon Isn’t a Star 48:54 Rollerskating Rizz, Meeting People IRL 54:43 We Love the Tour Bus 58:26 Sock Talk - My Girl Did It With Barry Keoghan 1:02:25 Secret Sock Talk - My Daughter Calls Her Unicorn Stuffed Animal a Dirty Name Thanks to BlueChew, Hims, Factor, BetterHelp, Mando BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE--just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit https://bluechew.com  Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/50socks and use code 50socks to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code SOCKS at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls 13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets 17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter 22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus 28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop 35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast 47:03 Burlington, Vermont 52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets 1:01:19 Portland, Maine 1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire 1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet 1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s 1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here Thanks to Load Boost, Factor, PrizePicks Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/50socks and use code 50socks to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 That Hour of the Day, Fall Weather, Portland Maine 4:22 Freezing Temperatures, Air Frying Glizzies 8:10 Trevor’s Parents 37 Years Married, 2025 Corvettes, Going 190mph 17:03 Nipple Cream For Lips? 22:35 Bombing on Purpose, TikTok Sock Hack 27:46 Sessions on the Tour Bus 32:19 Speakeasies, Pirates Of the Caribbean Ride, Young Matt LeBlanc 39:08 Every Christmas Movie, Michael Buble 48:10 Addison Rae Diet Pepsi Song, Sabrina Carpenter Reposted Trevor 55:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Best Place and Worst Place to Hit On a Girl 1:00:19 Sock Talk - Cookbook With a Very Special Ingredient  1:06:12 Justin Bieber Closing Door on Hailey Bieber 1:17:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Can’t Sleep Without My Childhood Teddy Bear Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/seize-the-day License code: JN1X6BYZ1ZDF1LTQ Thanks to BlueChew, Mando, BetterHelp BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE just pay $5 shipping at checkout when you visit https://bluechew.com Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code SOCKS at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards 5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024 17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs 27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms 44:38 Tipping Up Front 50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt? 56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics 1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR 1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew? 1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself 1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses 1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins  Thanks to Gametime, Load Boost, PrizePicks, Hims, Shopify Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off PrizePicks - Download the app or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth 14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At, 22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map 33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains 50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver, 53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida 1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State 1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating? 1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different? 1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight 1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins 1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight Thanks to First Rounds on Me, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Arena Club First Rounds on Me - For the first 200 listeners, use code "Socks" and enjoy a free month of FROM’s highest level subscription, Terracotta. Hit the link https://from.onelink.me/LQvW/stiff download the app, enter the code, and get ready to impress without breaking a sweat. BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month BlueChew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Arena Club - Go to https://arenaclub.com/socks and use code socks for 10% off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor 4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time 12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips 18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops 24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height 30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism 43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains 51:31 Dating and Relationships 1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business 1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle 1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym? 1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend 1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years Thanks to Prize Picks, Factor, Mando, Load Boost Prize Picks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Mando - Get $5 off a Starter Pack with code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com - That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off  #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks 8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak 22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz 34:06 Trevor’s Exam 40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day 57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues 1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster 1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me? 1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election, 1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor 1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups 1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up? Thanks to Shopify, BlueChew, BetterHelp, Embark, Hims Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark -  Head to https://embarkvet.com and use code [SOCKS] to save $65 on Embark’s Breed + Health Test and get free shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes 5:32 Michael Costume Reveal 14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails 22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2 29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes 35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024 42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed 52:09 Tesla Robots & AI 59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube 1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot? 1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat 1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy 1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare 1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car 1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure Thanks to Kalshi, Load Boost, Gametime Kalshi -  Sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit! Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off  Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes 5:32 Michael Costume Reveal 14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails 22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2 29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes 35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024 42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed 52:09 Tesla Robots & AI 59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube 1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot? 1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat 1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy 1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare 1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car 1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure Thanks to Kalshi, Load Boost, Gametime Kalshi -  Sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit! Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off  Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2024

OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner IG: https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner 1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date 3:15 Cats vs Dogs 6:19 More Accessible Gooning 8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate 14:12 Best Position in Bed? 18:42 First Interaction With Aliens 25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens? 28:19 Correct Way to Wipe 35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For 38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About? 40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner 45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed? 49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend? 51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor 59:47 Head vs HJs 1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore 1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69 1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment 1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World 1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks 1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together 1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better? Thanks to BetterHelp, Embark, Mando, Blue Chew, Kalshi BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Go to https://embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $65 with promo code SOCKS Mando - New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code when you go to https://shopmando.com that equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Kalshi - You can sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2024

October 20th @ 5PM PST check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats 5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible 14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World 19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip 23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps 28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall 38:08 The Golden Bachelorette 47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster 57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog 1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest? 1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink 1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip, 1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship? 1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, ZocDoc, Lucy, Hims Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! ZocDoc - Go to https://zocdoc.com/socks to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Lucy -  Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + FREE Shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks SOCKS for your personalized hair loss treatment options #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2024

October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th 2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette 9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food 15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America 23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets 29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare 35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad) 47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco 58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show 1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank 1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics 1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress 1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d? 1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good? 1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided? Thanks to PXG, Factor, Blue Chew, Lucy, BetterHelp PXG - Go to https://pxg.com and use code stiffsocks to save $10 per club on your order Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + free shipping BetterHelp - Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond 11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates 18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas 28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024 33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent 41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries 53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time 1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out? 1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x? 1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, Gametime Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake? 4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi 11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich, 22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged 29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination 45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni 53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF 1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver 1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys 1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies? 1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video 1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed Thanks to Prize Picks, Load Boost, BetterHelp Prize Picks - Download the PrizePicks app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Load Boost - Visit load boost dot com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off BetterHelp - Stiff Socks is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NH: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows 2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage 17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt 25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam 40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous 45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants 53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials 1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend 1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women 1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding 1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes Thanks to Mando, Harry's, Blue Chew Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [socks] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you got to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout—just pay $5 shipping. #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows 2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage 17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt 25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam 40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous 45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants 53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials 1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend 1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women 1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding 1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes Thanks to Mando, Harry's, Blue Chew Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [socks] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you got to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout—just pay $5 shipping. #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NH: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement! 2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys 11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt 14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray 20:57 DVD vs Streaming 24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience 36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands 43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups 1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power 1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts 1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood 1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems 1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom 1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines Thanks to ZocDoc, PXG, BetterHelp, Load Boost, Factor ZocDoc - Go to https://zocdoc.com/socks to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today PXG - Book your fitting today at https://pxg.com BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2024

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Belfast, UK: Sept 21 Manchester, UK: Sept 22 Miami, FL: Sept 27-29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19 0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones 7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms 25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School 30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance 35:54 Programmed by the System 46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents 56:06 Living in the Moment 1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists 1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor? 1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet Thanks to Blue Chew & Arena Club & Prize Picks & Shopify Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. Arena Club - Get 10% of your first Slab Pack or card purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/socks Prize Picks - Go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS or download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Shopify - Get your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2024

New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Barefoot Cowboys 3:53 Last Time We Cried 10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies 15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream 20:47 Michael’s Roleplay 26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady 36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup 41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion 47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning 57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer 1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch 1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time 1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try 1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun Thanks to Harry's & Shopify & Gametime. Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2024

**New Merch** https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Glasgow, UK: Sept 18 Dublin, IE: September 19 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies 7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories 22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies 31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking 45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums 1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock) This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/socks and get on your way to being your best self. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code SOCKS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast #ad #sponsored

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2024

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Glasgow, UK: Sept 18 Dublin, IE: September 19 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck 13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name 17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines 29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show 39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism 55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars? 1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum Thanks to our sponsor Factor: Head to https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Thanks to our sponsor PrizePicks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100! “Pick More.Pick Less. It’s that Easy!”

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2024

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily. Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: NYC, NY: Aug 9 Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career 15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail 29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have? 55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk 1:13:04 Secret Sock Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2024

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2024

Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app & use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100. Thanks to Arena Club. 10% off with code socks at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks Factor. Use code socks50 for 50% off your first box + 20% off your next box at www.factormeals.com/socks50

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2024

Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex. Get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lumi Gummies for sponsoring. Https://www.lumigummies.com with code SOCKS50 for a free jar of gummies + a $50 off coupon. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better se*? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring. https://www.betterhelp.com/socks for 10% off your first month.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2024

The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come. Get double the stiff socks madness for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Quince for sponsoring this episode. Free shipping + 365-day returns at www.quince.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2024