354: SICK OF SORA
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged.
1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO
2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA
6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now
16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever
21:00 - Have you ever really made love?
40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making
42:00 - When is the best time to “make love”
49:00 - Funny online dating stories
51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through
01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked
01:03:00 - Costume ideas
01:11:00 - SOCK TALK
01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK
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🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
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| 0:00.0 | Like, are you going to give out candy? |
| 0:01.8 | I live in an apartment complex. |
| 0:03.2 | But still, there's probably kids in there. No, it's not. I checked. Dude, the next time I'm in a meet and greet and some guy goes, oh, I'll just lean down. Okay. Can't relate. Never had that problem. I know. Are we in? Are we in? So they're saying you're short? Yeah. But the funny thing is, some people are, oh, you are short. |
| 0:24.6 | I've been. Can't relate. Never had that problem. I know. Are we in? Are we in? So they're saying you're short? |
| 0:21.3 | Yeah. But the funny thing is, some people are like, oh, you are short. I've been talking about it for 53 minutes. Yep. But also, you're on an elevated platform. And also, nobody ever gives you, uh, it's never like you're, you look exactly the same height as I thought you would be. It's always like, you're taller, you're shorter. |
| 0:38.4 | Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:38.9 | No one's ever been, yeah, you're right. |
| 0:40.4 | No one's ever been like you're, you look exactly the same height as I thought you would be. It's always like, you're taller, you're shorter. |
| 0:38.4 | Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:38.9 | No one's ever been, yeah, you're right. |
| 0:40.4 | No one's ever been like, hey, man, you're an adequate size. Yeah, you're 5'8. You're exactly how little I thought you were going to be. You're bigger than you are on the phone. I would hope so. 100%. Yeah. |
| 0:51.3 | I'm literally as big as... |
| 0:52.4 | Mikey new hair. |
| 0:53.5 | Huh? |
| 0:53.9 | Oh, Mikey new hair. |
| 0:55.1 | You have new hair. |
| 0:55.9 | You know, I went to Puerto Rico, man. |
| 0:57.8 | Oh! Are you doing the halftime Super Bowl show? Bad boni, bad boni. Dude, I'm actually going to a show in Puerto Rico. We're setting up right now. So much, so much happening. So much fucking happening. What in the Morgan Jay did you say to me? You're doing a show in Puerto Rico? Yeah. You're too big for this show now. No! I think... Not even true. Dude. You're doing a show in Puerto Rico? I'm doing Dane, Ohio, and you're doing... You're doing Puerto Rico. But I think that's what makes me, Morgan J. is because I'm doing date. I am doing the day, you know how, and I'm also Dayton, Ohio, and you're doing, you're doing Puerto Rico. |
| 1:29.9 | But I think that's what makes me, Morgan Jay, is because I'm doing date. |
| 1:32.0 | I am doing today in Ohio, and I'm also doing Puerto Rico. |
| 1:33.6 | Okay, first of all. So much talking about here. What the fuck? How the fuck? Who the fuck? When the fuck? Well, this is what happened. So I was in Puerto Rico and you know how there's, you know, you get recognized more than me, but you know how there's certain parts you get recognized more than me but you know how there's |
| 1:45.0 | certain parts of the country that you or certain uh yeah certain parts of country or markets whatever |
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