340: Kidz Bop 99: Wasted in the Waymo
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:15 The boys discuss the origin of Mahatma Gandhi
2:00 Hot wiring Kias
6:27 Michael is going to Summer League
17:00 Doing “suicides” at the gym
21:00 Trevor’s going back to high school to be a quarterback
25:00 Quarterback wanted Michaels GF
39:50 Michaels family is coming to town
41:00 Trevors headboard situation
50:00 4LOKO & SEX
51:00 Madonna Inn
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01:10:09 Sock Talk & Secret Sock
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| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.8 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain |
| 0:13.0 | that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching |
| 0:18.7 | their peak in the afternoon. |
| 0:23.0 | Not in the mood for miserable weather? |
| 0:25.8 | Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express. |
| 0:28.7 | Sun Express, nonstop sunshine. |
| 0:33.3 | Your current headboard right now is not screwed into your bed frame? |
| 0:35.5 | No, it's just between the bed and the wall. |
| 0:36.2 | Is this leaning? |
| 0:37.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.9 | Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir. Are people headbang in front of like a Diplo concert on my bed? |
| 0:40.8 | No, but you're fucking, you know, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, but that makes it seem even cooler. Where the hell are you going? Are we in? Are we in? Are we in? Are we in right now? I'm going to Vegas. |
| 0:34.4 | I'm going to Vegas. |
| 0:34.9 | Why are you sitting like Mahatma Gandhi? |
| 0:36.9 | Mahatma Gandhi. |
| 0:41.5 | Is this name Mahatma? Buddy, speaking to Mahatna, what is his name? Mahatma? No, you do it. This is good. Mahatma. Mahatma Gandhi? Mahatma. Fuck. What is it? What is it? Mahat. Mahat. I actually know what to start. Mahi Mahi. He thought it's like a Gandhi government name. It is, right. Mahama. Mahatma. I can't believe you're right. What did I say? I don't know. You said it exactly right. Holy shit. Well, speaking to Mahatma, on, you ever heard of the app Instagram? |
| 1:30.5 | I, on Instagram,atma, on, you ever heard of the app Instagram? |
| 1:33.6 | On Instagram, first of all, put your shirt on. |
| 1:34.5 | Mahatma. |
| 1:39.3 | Dude, there's a picture of him that I saw a young picture. |
| 1:40.6 | He was like 19? |
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