The digital footprint can't get baptized.

You can only better yourself in the future.

But maybe that's all that matters. That's all that matters. Maybe that's a good fucking lesson for 2026. It only matters from this moment on. You can't look back because you look back. That's depression. You look forward. That's anxiety. Be in the present. Be in the present. Don't get come on. Come on the future. That's a t-shirt.

The ordinary.

Are we in?

Okay. present. Don't get comeed on. Come on the future. That's a t-shirt. The ordinary. Are we in?

Are we in? Are we in rolling? Sound speed action. What the what the hell is even going on?

2026. What the hell is going on? Minnesota, they're running daycare scams. Alex Earl out here with the throat goat of the goats.

Tom Brady.

Tom Brady.

What was the other one?

The other one was Lily Phillips got baptized.

In what?

Seaman.

I mean, she's been had been baptized in a battle. Yo, yo, yo, yo, imagine, imagine going after her

in the baptism.

You can't, the water is boiled, she's the devil. Well, no, I was going to say the water is cloudy. Oh. Nut. Nut. You don't think she pre-showered. Golden shower. I don't know. I don't know either. It is really smart for her to get baptized because she got all these eyes and all the attention on her and everybody

just in her comments me like you whore you I don't know either. It is really smart for her to get baptized because she got all these eyes and all the attention

on her and everybody's just in her comments me like, you hoar, you hoar, and then she's like, okay, I give my life to God. And then it was like, oh, but now you saw the following. And now she can just be like an ESPN journalist. Here's the thing. She could. Aaron Andrews, watch you out. Yeah, she knows enough about fucking sports penis.

I was going to say this.

Traselons.

Do you think that, like, just because you get better, like, do you think you can wash that type of sin off? You think the devil can just be like, hey, man, I like to get baptized up. No. All right, cool. Because in order for that to work, you would have to baptize the internet. You'd have to dunk your Dell desktop into the baptism and say everybody, though. Everyone also, you would have to, for her, you'd have to use gasoline. I don't think just regular napalm. Napalm is good. But you're like, oh, she's a friend of the show. But she, but like, she is super nice. I don't know why we're doing this. She was actually really nice.

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