348: Start Drilling in Your Butt Twin (WE GOT A NEW STUDIO)
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
0:40 - NEW STUDIO!
3:00 - New College Football Player Names
10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD
19:00 - New iPhone!
23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD
25:00 - The future of cell phones
29:00 - Recalls
30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens
35:11 BLUE CHEW AD
36:00 - Bean Bags
41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers
47:16:03 - AD
50:00 - Sleepover Conversations
01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang
01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled
01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo!
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| 0:00.0 | And lastly, number five, we have the SDIYBT. |
| 0:03.8 | I know this one. |
| 0:05.8 | Do you know this one? |
| 0:06.5 | I don't know this one. |
| 0:07.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.3 | Suck dick if yo bitch. |
| 0:12.5 | Titch. |
| 0:14.1 | That's it. |
| 0:16.0 | How did you know that? |
| 0:19.1 | Suck. |
| 0:20.1 | Sug dick if if yo bitch. |
| 0:23.6 | I don't know. |
| 0:24.6 | Start digging in your butt, twin. |
| 0:27.6 | Oh, fuck. |
| 0:30.6 | You're like, that's what my mom was texting me. |
| 0:33.6 | Guys! |
| 0:35.6 | We're in the new studio. We're in the new studio. I am so excited about how this looks. |
| 0:42.2 | I'm pissed because I still just got to look at Jack. My view is Jack. Jack's view is a beautiful |
| 0:46.8 | set and some beautiful boys. I'm going to do the intro while looking at the set. Do it. Holy |
| 0:51.3 | shit. I mean, it is beautiful. Guys, we have windows in the set now. And if we feel bad about ourselves, we can make it rain. That's not real yet, but we can install that. Yeah, I want to put something behind these windows. I want to put like a man scratching on it or like a cat. Oh. Okay. You know, like haunted houses? We'll have like a cat in the window behind it. Oh, yeah, it's good. know how Banksy has the cats? I'm gonna put a big foot, |
| 1:11.2 | like a shadowable foot behind me. |
| 1:12.2 | Dude, we could get like fake fire flames |
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