373: SCRUB STEP DADDY

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 99 minutes

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The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

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0:00.0	What the fuck did I just walk into? Celebration. Celebration or what? Okay. I'm going to be honest, not one of these guys have a good bod. Not one of them. Are we in? I was looking at my phone and see what we could talk about. I mean, there's a plethora of things we're talking about. Oh, plethora? Yeah. You've been reading? Hell no. All right. Audio books. Squatty potty creator arrested in Utah for buying C-Space P. Got it. Wow. So that's how he figured out that it would be useful. Excuse me? The Squatty pod.
0:38.0	Oh, he probably saw like his...
0:39.7	He probably had kids in the basin like, oh damn, they need a toilet.
0:42.7	Yo!
0:43.5	Hold on.
0:44.3	You don't understand how stuff works.
0:45.9	What do you mean?
0:46.8	No, no, no.
0:47.5	Yo, you know what it was?
0:48.9	Wait.
0:49.3	It was a stepstool.
0:50.5	It was a stepstool to get him to the toilet. That's exactly what he's talking about. Fuck! Like, I think, I don't remember being a kid, but I think you have to use one of those...
0:59.5	I don't remember being a teenager.
1:02.6	But, yeah, you so, so, all we're doing is just shitting like kids are doing.
1:09.6	Correct?
1:10.3	All we're doing.
1:11.1	Because a squatty potty is what you use. That's what kids use. Do they? Nobody in here as kids. I thought, Jack, don't you have one? I thought you had to like step. Yeah, they use it to like step up and use it for the bathroom. Right. But okay, first of all, okay, there's a lot going on wrong.
1:27.8	Number one, what he bought, insane, illegal.
1:30.8	That's very, can't do that. to like step up and use it for the bathroom. Right. But okay, first of all, okay, there's a lot going on wrong.
1:44.7	Number one, what he bought insane, illegal. That's very, can't do that. Secondly, he's making money off things that are already existing. Is this right? He's making money of things that probably are. Like Fisher Price or whoever the fuck made these four kids to shit, he's like, oh, what if I made a business model on that for adults? I think the part that I'm missing is Squatty Pottie Potties existed for kids?
1:51.4	Well, that's how they get up to the back.
1:53.0	That's how they get up.
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