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372: Sketch vs The Internet’s Strangest Addictions

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I think you lean. Also, is that shit on the ground? Is that dog shit?

0:04.1

On the shoes?

0:04.8

Someone said I stepped in something. You stepped in dog shit?

0:07.1

No, you're near a dog today. You know what? This must be... I don't know if you want to touch it. Eat it. I'm jogging. I'm joking. That's shit. No. Did you really just touch that? Is it really? You really just... I didn't finish. Hey guys, welcome

0:19.6

at your Sipsox podcast.

0:20.9

We have sketch on later today.

0:22.6

So excited.

0:23.2

But we ran out of time when we were recording with our lovely gentleman, Mr. Sketington. So we're going to riff real quick. Rift! We're going to do what people would call riffing. Riff. And we're also matching. We are, what's even going on? Ironically or ironically? What's the difference? I don't know the difference.

0:38.5

People go, uh, you would, what, uh, me?

0:40.5

I hate what you will correct me too. I'll be like, ironically, like, it's actually not ironically. Yeah, and I know what I hate when people go metaphorically. Bitch, what are you talking about? Are we talking about? Yeah, leave face. We got it. Hey!

0:53.1

Meta.

0:53.8

Meta.

0:54.3

I get the joke and Instagram.

0:55.5

Metal world piece.

0:56.0

Isn't it crazy that they have both and face, I got it. Hey! Meta. Meta. I get a joke and Instagram.

0:55.5

Meta World Peace.

0:56.2

Isn't it crazy that they have both the apps and they got WhatsApp?

1:00.9

They got all.

1:01.5

Dude, there's three companies that own everything.

1:03.9

Meta, BlackRock, and Jesus.

1:06.3

Allie, that's your take.

1:08.5

My hot take is if you're living in the united

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