376: Buzzer Beat...off
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.
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01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept
02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice
03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion
05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare
15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story)
17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion
25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate
29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea
34:00 – Flashbang
36:30 – Glory hole
39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys
50:40 – First documented glory hole
01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH
01:12:00 - SECRET SOCK
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| 0:00.0 | He put his penis through a hole, which is just the most man thing of all time. |
| 0:04.9 | Yo, that's literally like male fishing. |
| 0:07.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.8 | Put it in. |
| 0:09.6 | You just put it in and wait. |
| 0:12.2 | That's ice fishing. |
| 0:13.6 | Ice fishing. |
| 0:14.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:15.0 | But instead of a bass. |
| 0:15.7 | Ice fishing ain't nothing but a glory hole for your fishing pole. |
| 0:18.6 | You'll leave those fucking fish alone, dude. |
| 0:22.7 | It'd be funny if you got drunk in practice saying your ABCs backwards for that moment. |
| 0:27.0 | Are we in? |
| 0:27.9 | I think we already should be in because this is a very funny start. |
| 0:30.8 | Why don't people do that? |
| 0:32.6 | Like, why don't people train Tiger, if you're listening? |
| 0:35.9 | Why don't people train while they're drunk? Very funny clip, by the way. Thank you. Why don't people train tiger if you're listening why don't people train while they're drunk very funny |
| 0:39.0 | clip by the way thank you why don't people train what like walking straight lines when they're |
| 0:43.5 | drinking and saying their alphabet backwards so when they get a DUI they're like they're incredible at |
| 0:48.9 | it buddy hold on that you're on something what about this you know they have like a break rooms |
| 0:53.7 | they go and you break shit yeah yeah what if you had to get drunk and then DUI and then have like fun, but you get really good at it. Yo. First of all, everyone don't drink and drive. Please, that's not what we're saying. But we're advocating for maybe getting better at physicalities and mental state when you're when you're drunk. That'd be kind of fun though. |
| 1:11.4 | They should have a bar where there's like in the back, there's like an activity room. It's like it's like an old retired cop and he's like, this is what a breathalyzer test would be like or something. Or this is what it would be like to walking straight line or see ABCs backwards. Bro, that'd be so, that'd be so fun. Do you remember, maybe we ever thought about us, but you know the guys and the guy in college would bring a breathlizer into the party and be like, look, look, look, look. Yeah. They should like have that at a, I mean, I'm sure they do. But like, they should have like a breathlizer station, like walk the line, say your ABCs. Like you know how they have a dance dance revolution at arcades? Just have like a fucking |
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