370: Slopes and Hoes
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Shut up! |
| 0:01.7 | That's all I've been thinking about for a week. I will say, though, that's a move right there. That is a move. That's the move. To win the gold. Well, it's bronze, first of all. Oh, the only won the bronze? What a fucking loser. Are we in? Tick-top. Are we in? Drop the clock. We're in. Main feed. Hello, everyone. Main feat. |
| 0:22.1 | What up? |
| 0:22.6 | It's me. |
| 0:23.1 | Michael Blossine. |
| 0:23.7 | In this is Trevor. in. Ticktop. Are we in? Drop the clock. We're in. Main feed. Hello, everyone. |
| 0:21.4 | Main feet. |
| 0:22.1 | What up? |
| 0:22.6 | It's me. |
| 0:23.1 | Michael Blosson. |
| 0:23.7 | And this is Trevor Wallace. |
| 0:25.8 | To the right. We are doing a podcast. 2.0. What's 2.0? You have a piece of hair. You kind of like Dames Francoe. Fuck. Dames Francoe? |
| 0:33.1 | No, it's James. |
| 0:34.4 | I combined the two. |
| 0:35.5 | It's okay. |
| 0:36.0 | James and Dave. |
| 0:37.1 | You can do whatever you want. |
| 0:37.1 | Isn't that funny? |
| 0:37.9 | Dames. |
| 0:38.0 | Dame Franco. |
| 0:39.4 | Dame Franco. |
| 0:39.8 | Damn Franco. |
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