343: Worst Movies Ever!
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
9/5 – Montclair, NJ
9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI
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9/1 – Ontario, CA
9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder
4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for.
6:30 - CART NARCS
8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where?
14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do
20:00 - Having crushes in middle school
29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters
30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK
41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2
45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made?
56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies?
01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test
01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking
01:21:09 - Prince Albert
01:31:05 - SOCK TALK
01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK
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| 0:00.0 | That was me going back in time and patting young buck T daddy T-Riv in high school on the shoulder and be like, |
| 0:07.0 | Hey, patience is a virtue, little bitch, and then I nuttapped them. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah, it took 13 years and you came quick. |
| 0:15.0 | I did! |
| 0:16.0 | I know you did! |
| 0:17.0 | What did you? Are we in? |
| 0:24.4 | Yeah, we're in. We're in. I don't care if they're already. |
| 0:30.9 | We're in. We're in. And no one's talking about that. People talk about little Tate. What are they talking about? |
| 0:33.3 | Kanye sucked his cousin's dick and no one wants to talk about it anymore. Old news. Kanye was. He was going Kanye South. He was. Where was you, you think? In the woods? Nothing's good as ever happened in the woods. Yeah, what is that about? Nothing. Nothing. This is trees, porn magazines? Yep. You ever think a log cabin in the woods and the trees around the log cabin are like, are you fucking kidding me? |
| 0:56.0 | Bro, it's a cemetery. I know. He's like, Ronald? Yeah. It's literally a house built out the homies. Hach! Of the homies. That's crazy. What did you do on the brakes get this much energy, man? I don't fucking know, dude. I just moved to five-hour energy, so I'm hoping to get to you. |
| 1:11.0 | It'll get to there. |
| 1:12.0 | I know. |
| 1:12.5 | It'll get to there. |
| 1:13.2 | But it gets at like a 40-minute mark. |
| 1:14.7 | Yeah. Brate to get as much energy, man. I don't fucking know, dude. I just moved to five-hour energy, so I'm hoping to get to you. |
| 1:11.0 | It'll get to there. |
| 1:12.1 | I know. |
| 1:12.5 | It'll get to there. |
| 1:13.2 | But it gets at like a 40-minute mark. |
| 1:14.7 | I'm like, man, fuck that first 40 minutes. Yeah, but sometimes, you know, the first 40, dude, first 48. All right. Let's say you're gonna, let's say it is. |
| 1:25.5 | It's really good. |
| 1:26.1 | He dressed like a woman for the 12th time. |
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