Dude, I mean, if you go six months with no poison, you put it in there, you, I can't believe you walk around this every day. Yes. Yes. Warm corn. What? Corn. I want to say coin for sky. Corn. Are we in? Live and direct from the Kentucky Derby, Stiff Sox podcast. Tonight's top story.

What about tonight's bottom story? Yeah, I don't want to even hear the top story. I don't care. What about mediocre news? That'd be so funny. Yeah. Tonight's whatever news is 30. Hot dogs. What about? On 8th Street only is 30 today. There's too much gravel on the corner. How do you know there's too much gravel? Did you have a rollerblade as a kid?

You know what?

Do you have a rollerblade as a kid?

No, I'm not. too much gravel on the corner. How do you know there's too much gravel? Did you have a rollerblade as a kid?

You know what?

What? Do you have a rollerblade as a kid?

No, I'm not coordinated. I don't roll blade as an adult. You do. You got them in your car right now. Right now. You drove to Big Bear. Mammoth? Where'd you go? Big Bear. You drove the big bear with a rollerblades in your car.

And a tennis racket and tennis balls and full set of golf clubs. You can sell your car to a pedophile easily. I can sell my car to the sports story right now. Right now. The sports is that's funny. It's like, I don't even know. I don't even know if that's the thing is like you always have that have that in your car. So like next time a guy cuts you off and you're yelling, like, you fucking asshole, get out of my way, I'll beat your... You just have a rollerblades in your car. I'll pull rollerblades on and follow that motherfucker with a nine iron. Can you drive a rollerblades on? Uh, I have. It's not the best, but you can do it. Dude, when I was driving back from Big Bear,

you have to

drive obviously through mountains and it's crazy like it's just left right bob and we even

through the goddamn mountains and i drive like a bitch i'll be the first person be like i drive the

speed living i'm a bitch people People behind me, because there's

no way to pass me, losing their minds. You drive that slow? I mean, not slow, but let's say it's like 40 miles an hour. I'm going like 47. That's fine. Yeah, but I'm bobby, but not for these motherfuckers. I'm bobbing a weaving. Like, through a mountain. Everyone calm down. There's deer. this is not f1 you fucks dude there was a goddamn f250 behind me

flash in his Like through a mountain. Everyone calm down. There's deer. This is not F1, you fucks. Dude, there was a goddamn F-250 behind me. Flashing his lights freaking out. Hey, bitch, calm down. I get, I will reverse this car while going forward. Fuck you. It's so funny to hit somebody's car While reversing it on purpose

Yeah

It's like a threat It's like a skunk when they put their tail up It's like you put your reverse lights on Oh really interesting Dude I always yell at him I'll fucking reverse on you I'll reverse on you And then tell the cop you hit me You son of a bitch And then grab my neck like it's a problem Fuck you Let me drive regular That's why I think you just have a sticker on your car that says I have a gun.

I love it.

I have a

sticker on your car and says, I have a gun. I love it. I have a gun in reverse. I have a gun

and I don't care about my life.

Dude, the people that have no consideration for their own life,

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