Remember two girls one cup?

Yeah.

I've memorized the part in the music where the good part happens.

The good part.

And the poop comes out.

Right.

Poop.

Hello.

Hello.

What's up?

Guys, we have Sipsawks merch on right now, and this is not an ad. So don't hit the fast forward 15 second button. Stop it. Don't do it. This is the regular pop right here. This is the normal. You have the Stiff Hub jacket, which is a certain website copied our flow right there. I'm sick of people taking our own shit, dude. Anyways, you got to see cop it. It's fucking unbelievably.

First of all, it's so comfortable.

So, coach.

And second of all, you'll just rep your number one website. This is Spotify. And podcast. It's kind of Spotify right before your own piece. Spotify wrap your hand around, your C-O-C-K. Exactly. And then I have on the more family friendly, super clean, a gentleman's podcast, Stiff Sox, classic gray hoodie, which also we have in the inverse with blue.

I love this.

With the sweats here that are gray with also the triple logo.

Really clean, really sick.

We have the inverse blue color way with white or gray.

It's fire.

It's absolutely fire. And it's on simsock shop dot com. Listen, all right. I know a lot of people are like, wow, man, what do I get my girlfriend? What do I get my boyfriend? What do I get my mom? This. Okay. Well, that too. That too. That too. But this, okay? The perfect gift. The merch is here now. It's here now. And, fellas, buy yourself a gift. That's what I'm saying, dude. You gotta buy a girlfriend, a gift, by your mom and daddy gift. What about yourself a gift? Yes, because... promo code you. Promo code, this is 2025. All right, this is the year of our Lord. Jesus is just gonna be born. going to be born and to celebrate that you get yourself sock hoodie, all right? Stiffsockshopshop.com, all right? What are you guys getting for yourself this year? You gotta get yourself an end of the year, guess. Fucking utensils. Oh, dude, I'm tired of flipping scrambled eggs with spoons. Like, I need to level up. Bro, like, I'm an adult and I'm over here flipping, I'm eating cereal with spatulas and it's bad. I mean, dude, I have like, I have like probably three days straight of like silverware and then once those three days are gone, like I'm fucked. Who wash the dishes? No. Yeah, washing the dishes. You want me to wash dishes before I eat or Or like, you ever done that? I mean, of course we all have.

But, like, you're heating up food or you pull out food,

and you realize you have to wash a single dish in there. And it's all gross. It's got, like, baking grease on it. It's pretty sad. Washing one dish is sad. We should do plates. What do you mean? for merch.

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