366: Barbie on the Spectrum???
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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:20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers
3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral
8:40 – Street performers
16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer
21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal
27:18 – Ken vs Allen
32:20 – Diabetes Barbie
36:48 – Blind Barbie
39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain
46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream
49:48 – Sleeping positions
45:30 - Sock Talk
58:30 - Secret Sock
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Diabetic, they're blind Barbie, they're Barbie with DS. |
| 0:03.7 | And why is Ken just perfect? |
| 0:06.3 | That Ken can't have... |
| 0:07.5 | Oh, hey, yo. |
| 0:08.7 | Yo, whoever's doing Barbie sexist. |
| 0:12.1 | That, no, that's... |
| 0:13.4 | Chop a limb off that man. |
| 0:16.1 | You know what my new thing is? |
| 0:18.0 | Coconut milk. |
| 0:19.4 | Everyone fight me. |
| 0:20.7 | Coconut... Dude, coconut's underutilized is it |
| 0:24.7 | coconut milk have you worked who you work for big mounds big dude mounds are the most |
| 0:31.4 | mid-canny in the world okay excuse me oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you should put malibu alcohol in a candy bar yeah have you |
| 0:41.1 | have my 13 and horny but have you had it in your life yes what the fuck yes i'm not saying right |
| 0:48.9 | now what do you mean right now no no i've had it yeah it's delicious it is but like the hangover that comes with |
| 0:56.0 | it's crazy oh it's awful it's crazy when did i start caring about the sugar that was in it i'm gonna be |
| 1:01.4 | hung over regardless so i'm over here like well what has the least amount of sugar bitch tomorrow's shot |
| 1:07.2 | anyways tomorrow's done and And can I say this? |
| 1:11.2 | I was cute how you just did that. |
| 1:12.4 | It was cute. |
| 1:13.0 | It's like coconut milk cute. |
| 1:14.2 | But I will say this, we're all going to die, dude. |
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