362: Santa is Coming and So Are We
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You believe in the deathboundly? |
| 0:01.4 | Okay. |
| 0:22.2 | This got crazy. Yeah. Christmas episode. I'm dressed as Santa. I'm like, do you believe in death penalty? I don't believe in this costume. Are we in? We're in. Ho, ho, ho. Give me some throat, throat, throat. If you're not watching on YouTube and you're on Spotify, I dressed as Santa right now It looks not bad which is sacrilegious oh and I'm dressed |
| 0:25.6 | Like a like a reindeer I think and he's now trying to throw |
| 0:30.6 | What are these things rings on my antlers? I think Sonic did I lose one? |
| 0:37.2 | You didn't even get it? What the hell's even going on? I'm Jewish. Am I lose one? You didn't even get... |
| 0:38.0 | What the hell's even going on? I'm Jewish. Am I even allowed to be in this? |
| 0:41.6 | I don't think so. |
| 0:42.7 | It's Christmas Eve. |
| 0:44.6 | It is... |
| 0:45.3 | Christmas, Christmas is... |
| 0:47.3 | If you're listening to this podcast right now, you hate your family. |
| 0:55.9 | They're just trying to get away, dude. |
| 0:56.9 | Honestly, that's nice. |
| 1:01.1 | Christmas Eve, I like, some magical about the stillness in the air. |
| 1:03.3 | Do you, does your family go out and look at lights? |
| 1:04.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.6 | Do you want to give more than a one-word answer? |
| 1:09.7 | Yeah, we go out for lights. He's a radio. I thought you had, first of all, we go out for lights. |
| 1:12.4 | He's a randia. |
| 1:15.6 | I thought you had, first of all, I thought you had more to say. |
| 1:17.4 | You fairly go out for lights? |
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