377: BrokeChella
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Trevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting.
0:30 – Coachella planning + last-minute Airbnb booking
9:22 – $360 grass stay (paying to be homeless)
9:40 - AD
19:26 – Dream house browsing + desert living talk
21:17 – “Take out a loan to see Bieber”
21:18 - AD
31:27 – First Chipotle experience
34:17 - AD
36:20 – Portion vs shake debate
45:30 – Quesarito
52:55 – Woman arrested for twerking
59:36 – OJ chase breakdown
01:01:00 - AD
01:11:00 - Sock Talk
01:15:11 - Secret Sock
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, my God |
| 0:10.1 | Imagine coming out of amnesia |
| 0:13.9 | When you see a ring light |
| 0:15.0 | What's the amnesia? |
| 0:18.5 | What's the one where they put you under? |
| 0:20.3 | What's amnesia? What's the one where they put you under? What's amnesia? |
| 0:24.8 | Are we in? |
| 0:26.9 | Sivzawks, listeners, viewers, gooners. |
| 0:30.7 | So Michael Blauson, I'm going to Coachella this weekend. |
| 0:33.2 | Of course, your classic L.A. |
| 0:35.3 | Fuck a le boy. |
| 0:36.8 | I waited until the last second. I wait until the last second and. I'm a very weak-of guy. Yeah. And I was looking on Airbnb for some prices. Okay. Places to stay. Yes. Almost every hotel is sold out. Of course. Sold out. Uh-huh. Here's a photo of a trailer. A literal trailer. For four nights, do you want to guess how much it is to stay there? |
| 0:56.4 | For four nights? |
| 0:57.5 | Four nights. |
| 0:59.2 | Four nights in a giant aluminum tub. |
| 1:04.8 | I am going to go with 500 a night |
| 1:11.8 | let's go ahead and reveal the price |
| 1:14.2 | four nights |
| 1:15.7 | 12,000 |
| 1:18.5 | absolutely |
| 1:19.7 | two bedroom though |
| 1:21.2 | two bedroom |
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