Dude, you gotta fucking, you gotta fucking, you gotta fucking.

What is this? What's happening?

This is how you start, you gotta like start here.

Are we in? Are we in?

Are we in? Can somebody answer?

What did that take so goddamn long? Guys, new studio! It is, still it is. I just forgot what episode we're doing. New studio, new lights in it. We're dialing down the lights. Why do I have the red behind me? What are you trying to say? I know, I know exactly what I'm trying to say. Is this a political podcast? It is. We have mouth goddamn troops. Do we have troops? Do we, I don't even want to get into that. No scouts? We shouldn't get into that. I'd rather talk about our troops than the Boy Scouts. Boy Scouts think, dude, didn't they get canceled? Uh. Somebody has such a good bit where it's like, dude, the people that want to take your kids into the woods

want to touch them, but also they're the best type of people to take them in the woods because they want to take your kids in the woods. Because nobody that doesn't want to touch kids want to take kids in woods. Oh, yeah. Oh, I can't wait to take fucking 9-11-year-olds in the fucking woods. It's awful. but if you want to touch them a little

you're going to be really good.

Yeah, well, this episode just got demonetized

because it was like, 11-year-olds in the fucking woods. It's awful. But if you want to touch them a little,

you're going to be really good.

Yeah.

Well, this episode just got demonetized

because we're 30 seconds in talking about that. All right. So we'll take that section, put it in a minute of 37. We'll figure it out. We're at the very end. Guys, I want to talk about this. dude, I tried my first J-O-I last night.

Have you ever done that?

Have I ever done that?

I'm pretty sure I invented it.

What do you mean? You know what's funny about a J-O-I? Like, the girl was like, it was a girl. It was a girl. It was a woman. It was a woman. It was a man. Of course it was. But how she was like counting down and like telling you to coach through it?

Like I felt like it was on a Peloton. You know, it feels very, it's like gamified. Yeah. Yeah. Like you got this. Keep pushing. Just 10 more seconds. I felt like, like I got soft because I was looking down to my stomach. I was like, I got to get back in the gym. I don't feel good about myself

I will say though I've never

Like in my head I was like, I got to get back in the gym. I don't feel good about myself. I will say, though, I've never, like, in my head, I'm like, count faster because I'm going to come. Ah, yeah. Because it's a whole, the ones that, like, make you, like, practice not coming, it's like, stop, like, you have to go with them, like, with the beat. And you're like, I don't know who can last because I can't.

You're making me stroke too fast.

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