This is parentheses, exponents.

Multiplication, division, addition, subtraction. Dude, when I have kids. What the fuck does it do with anything? I'm going to fucking bomb. We're on the brink of World War III, and we're talking about Pemdas? It's so funny. You're yelling like someone else brought it up. Are we in? Is this fucking up the frame? Who's the frame? No, you're good. Oh, your feet are up.

Yeah, dude.

Sunglasses on, feet up. Feet up, hose down. That should literally be the next special title. It is. Live from the smoothie can arena. Feet up, hose down. I can't do a pop problem my feet up, dude. I gotta get fucking cranked up. Hey, do it. Bitches up. I am up. All right. What do we talk about? The fuck. Who cares? Here's the thing, dude. Let me tell you what, all right? What? We haven't made one sense.

I'll tell you what, you know, I'm a goddamn saying. What? We should just start clip farming on the show and just be like, holy shit. Sabrina Carpenter dead at 38. Good. Clipped. Good. Clip it. Watch. I don't, like, how much research do you do when you see anything? Zero. Dude, that's why there's Dude, that's why the punch clip for us

went so crazy

because I don't, like, how much research do you do when you see anything? Zero. Like, dude, that's why there's, dude, that's why the punch clip for us went so crazy. Because I did zero research. People lost their fucking mind. Not only that, but the people watching it did zero research. And they also didn't watch to the end where I think you expose yourself for not knowing. Yeah. And I exposed my, my midsection., my, my, my, my, my, my, my, midsection. Is the dick the midsection? No, it's the bottom section, right? Isn't there a mid rough, midriff? Midriff. Who's that? Who is that? Who is that? Who's midriff? Honestly, it sounds like a grammar back in 1407. You know, it's crazy. People were breathing and eating food and shitting in 1407 what the

fuck are you talking about people were in boats find trying to find salt and pepper yeah but hear me

out they were in both dude we're scrolling YouTube shorts and...

I think we're like bored of life.

Of course. We're bored of what life has the offer but the phone.

Dude, I have a good life. And I'm three steps away from eating a gun.

I have a good life. I was just on the good year. Blamp.

Great. Isn't that funny?

Yeah, I agree.

I just feel like, do you feel like, you know, when your dog's not giving you a tent? Like, you know when you're on your phone and your dog, your cat's like, bitch, what about me? Yeah. Don't you feel like that's how God's looking down at us? He's like, I literally put mountains in your guys' backyard. I understand. I built mountains. I built oceans. and you guys are sitting here looking at YouTube shorts?

You guys are dumb because guess what? The world is a phone. You fucking idiot. Look up. Social media. What about society media? Buddy? But everything is in front. Like, don't you think that, like my cat will knock my phone out of my my hand. I know. I feel bad every time. Because I'm, because I, you know what I do? I look at Gigi and I go, you're right. You're right. Fuck am I on my phone for it. I went outside to meditate and now I'm 19 minutes into reels. Fuck am I doing. Meditating through reels. Really? I think, I think being on your phone.

New app coming in 2023.

Go ahead.

2023, oh no.

Dude, 20203 already happened.

And it's keeping on going.

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