How far you away from just going to your local, like, youth league game?

I'm gonna be honest.

If this is the reason I want to bring this up, this is the number one eighth grader in the 2030 class.

Please just play the highlights.

This man is 2,000 followers and you found him?

Yep.

Are we in? So are we in? So our, we're in. Dude, so our podcast space is in a shared office and we never know what the H.E. double fuck is going on here. Hold on. I just saw a guy walking to the bathroom and the bathroom key was on a clipboard. I did double take and I looked to make sure that it was that it was connected, wasn't holding two separate things. And on the backside of it, it said men. Dude, at that point, like, just depends. Tampers. Piss yourself. You know, embarrassing that it is to walk down the holiday. I have to go number one, please. No, I'm not doing it. Clipboard. Clip board? I'm bored of your clip. I work for the census? The fuck's even happening. Who has clipboards anymore? Are those? Go ahead. I thought we left the shit in like middle school. That's what I'm saying. Bathroom key. Put it on like a lanyard. I honestly, bathrooms should be free for use for anything. But could you imagine if this bathroom was free for use?

But there should be a bug zapper in there after 10 minutes.

If you're using there for a long for 10 minutes,

bts.

Great.

A slightly more humane idea?

Maybe.

No service in bathrooms.

Wow.

Dog, it would be in and out. Good burger chain. And it's motion censored and the light goes out. Yep. My dad in Africa when he got stuck. God, it's so funny. Did I show you the shirt that I got for him? I think we heard the idea. I don't think we saw the- Yeah, I got the shirt. Oh, it's great. He was fired up on it. Well, I can't believe back in the day, dudes would just call woman puts. Let's bring all that back. Hey, coach, walk over. Back when men used to be men. And that's why Jack's watching the Turning Point USA Super Bowl halftime show. Oh, yeah. Jack, are you? Who's headlining? Kid Rock. Kid, kid. Kid, he's 63. Rock? Just Rock. Just rock. But I don't know. Bad news for you. There's a guy named the Rock out there. Zoom in. I survived the Serena Hotel's bathroom. Dude. If you go to the... It was a fun. It was a fun gift. If you go to the next photo... That shirt is... It's him, Panama. Help! That's awesome. Help! Dude, parents are the best. Parents are the best. Also, people who come out to the shows are the best. Multiple times, maybe like two or three times somebody's yelled out because I bring up a joke

about my dad and kids go, help.

Oh, that's the best, man.

But I think the key to all this is motion-censored lights.

Oh, bathroom. Yeah.

I thought that you sharded yourself.

Motion-censored bathrooms after, you know, and I just feel like maybe 30 seconds or something. 30 seconds? Yeah, get in and get out. But, I mean, sometimes have the shit. But also, if you're sleeping, like if you're a homeless man, sorry, unhoused, and you want to sleep in a bathroom, that's kind of good. What's the thing? Oh, God.

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