357: Beauty and the Yeast
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock.
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| 0:00.0 | No. |
| 0:02.1 | Yo, that was kind of a crazy stroke right there. |
| 0:06.8 | Are we in someone? |
| 0:12.1 | We are in. |
| 0:13.8 | We are in. |
| 0:14.6 | What podcast is this? |
| 0:16.3 | Toys R Us. |
| 0:17.1 | Exactly. |
| 0:18.0 | Where'd they go? |
| 0:18.6 | Are they still here? |
| 0:19.4 | Dude, babies are us, toys are us? No, I think babies are us and kids are else are done. Are toys are done? Is there adults are us. Exactly. Where'd they go? Are they still here? Dude, babies are us, toys are us? No, |
| 0:22.1 | I think babies are us and kids are also done. Are toys are done? Is there adults are us? |
| 0:25.8 | Yeah. Bro. You know what I want to do? I want to go to the, now that I'm of legal age, |
| 0:31.0 | the Spencer's back room. We can go right now if you want. I'm manifesting. But you know the corner with all the beads? Bro, that's what's freaky as hell. Who was the first person to be like, Beads? They won't see it through them? Yes, they will. We see the big dildas. And you can hear it too. 100%. But it's the same thing with lingerie. It's like, man, what's going on here? You know what's going on there. Laundre ain't nothing but blinds for tits. Holy shit. Yeah, I said it. Holy shit. Yeah, I said it. I said it. Do we stop the episode right here? We could. You know what's bullshit about blinds? They never work. Cover the window. Why would they work? They can't see. Honestly, Ray Charles. What is about being blind? You're like, give me a piano. Are your fingers heightened? Like, your senses? I think your ears are good. Ears don't make sense to me. Like, I walk up and I hit like four notes. None of them are like friends. You know what I mean? I don't understand music. Like, I'll watch somebody play piano and they like, but it's all one hand. |
| 1:31.4 | Like, I mean, that was not piano. But one hand. And then I feel like I hit the same keys. But here's the thing. You don't, though. No, but I do. sir you don't because if you did you did you did the bl bl bludlbl little too yeah i wish i was good at some |
| 1:48.3 | instrument i got nothing you are go ahead vagina dude i'd be playing that fit like a shit like a |
| 1:53.5 | okay okay all right yeah there goes our monetization what monetizationization? Have you? Have you? Fiddling? Kiddling? Yeah, man, I'll be eating pussy, dude. It sounds like I just don't. I love it. I thoroughly... Sorry, I thoroughly... I hate too much pussy at lunch. Bussy. |
| 2:18.5 | Sorry, what's this? |
| 2:19.3 | One instrument should I play. |
| 2:19.6 | Here we go. |
| 2:35.4 | Let's play. Let's play a game. This is a popcorn game. Jack just brought it up. What is what I play? All right. Okay, well, number three is a little racist. Nature Serenity. What is this? I like nature's serenity. I just want to know, like, the people that make the music for the calm app, are they just, like, in a studio cooking? |
| 2:36.1 | Yes. |
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