337: Boat Throat (LIVE ON A BOAT)
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan
7:15 Happy 4th of July
13:30 Fishing
18:30 Animal Mascots
25:17 Back in the studio
25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat
27:50 Artists with hit songs
37:00 Blocking people in real life
38:40 Leaving mid-date
44:50 Long term relationships
48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich?
56:55 Sock Talk
1:00:00 Secret Sock
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, the rest of the episode is live filmed in a swan boat. |
| 0:03.9 | Have you ever seen us in an aquatic lifestyle? That's what we're going to do. Maritime on a freaking boat. There's going to be birds. There's going to be homeless people. It's great. Literally, literally all of those. So the audio is a little janky. We're using the studio mics. It should sound pretty good. But we are also pedaling. So definitely watch it on YouTube, definitely watch. |
| 0:02.4 | And then the back half of this episode we're doing in... the studio mics should sound pretty good, but we are also peddling. So definitely watch it on |
| 0:21.0 | YouTube, definitely watch. And then the back half of this episode we're doing in studio. So 30 |
| 0:26.3 | minutes on the boat, enjoy. We'll see in a little bit. Ahoi. Chips a hoi. Chewy or hard? |
| 0:34.1 | Nice. |
| 0:36.3 | Hello. Live from the swan, live from the swan. Wean We're in Guys we're literally on a swan boat We're on a swan in the middle of a lake Yeah it was Jack's idea to be like Hey man he texted him earlier this morning He goes hey why don't we do a pod From a swan in a river Yeah and I in my head. This guy's fucking an idiot. |
| 0:54.6 | But I will say... |
| 0:55.3 | He's got really hit his head this time. |
| 0:56.8 | But I will say we're here and we're alive. And this is awesome. One of the best ideas we've ever done. I mean, we're outside. Usually we record inside. I don't know if you guys know that. We usually record inside. This is just great. I mean, we're hearing planes that are about to crash. |
| 0:52.9 | There's people fishing. |
| 0:54.4 | There's fish. |
| 0:56.0 | That's how fishing works. This is just great. I mean, we're hearing planes that are about to crash. |
| 1:11.0 | There's people fishing. |
| 1:12.4 | There's fish. |
| 1:14.0 | That's how fishing works. |
| 1:16.2 | How many bodies do you think are in this lake? |
| 1:18.2 | 17. |
| 1:19.3 | 16 for me. |
| 1:20.4 | Or when? |
| 1:22.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.5 | Because this isn't in like the greatest area, but it's not a bad area. |
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