346: HELP! Stranded in Africa
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings.
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00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED!
06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa
07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony
AD - 10:07
18:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks
25:00 - The importance of family time
AD - 30:36
34:00 - Going on safaris in Africa
AD - 41:10
43:00 - Hot Air Balloons in Africa
AD - 52:36
56:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!”
AD - 1:12:09
01:12:44 - Michael is going to retire
01:18:26 - SOCK TALK
01:20:32 - SECRET SOCK
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| 0:00.0 | We were standing at this, like, lodge, and we have this, like, family, like, dice game we like to play. |
| 0:03.8 | And my dad's like, oh, before we play, I'm going to go to the bathroom. |
| 0:06.3 | It's been like 10 minutes. |
| 0:18.1 | I'm like, all right, bro, is blowing this bathroom up. Yeah, giving to him. I'm like, all right, my man be off the fiber. My mom, another five minutes goes by, my mom goes, you might want to check on him. It's been a while. |
| 0:18.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.5 | Fifteen minutes. |
| 0:23.0 | I walk into the men's restroom. |
| 0:23.5 | Sir. |
| 0:22.6 | All the lights are off. |
| 0:25.0 | No. No. |
| 0:27.2 | But I just hear, help. |
| 0:31.6 | When people go |
| 0:32.8 | asexual, I get it. |
| 0:35.0 | Are we in? |
| 0:36.0 | I'm trying to go b-sexual. |
| 0:37.2 | Are we in? Are we in? Are we in? Breaking news. Taylor Swift just got engaged. Didn't ask. With who? Travis Kelsey. Did they really? Why do they wait so long? Okay, so the caption here is what's really pissing me off. What is this? Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married. |
| 0:55.8 | Comments off. |
| 1:01.0 | Well, yeah, because, I mean, after 100 people wrote, die, die, die, you got to fucking turn him on. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm serious. |
| 1:06.4 | I mean, what had come up for him? |
| 1:07.7 | What was that pre-up? |
| 1:09.7 | Do you think he had a sign a pre-up or she had a sign a print-up? |
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