358: Gobble me on Thanksgiving
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 81 minutes
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00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name
2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people
14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down
16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats
18:00 - Timothy Chalamet
20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie
30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE
36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness
47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny
01:00:00 - Learning how to drive
01:08: 14 - AD
01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks
01:13:22 - Sock Talk
01:17:41 - Secret Sock
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| 0:00.0 | If you don't change what you're doing, the world will change without you. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh. |
| 0:04.4 | You have to change along with the change. |
| 0:06.7 | They're getting rid of the penny. |
| 0:08.7 | But does that even make sense? |
| 0:10.9 | Holy shit. |
| 0:13.4 | Lionel's a crazy name. |
| 0:15.8 | To look down, are we going? |
| 0:17.9 | Lionel. |
| 0:18.5 | Lionel is the weirdest thing. So a girl is a girl. A baby comes at a vagina. You look at it and you go, Lionel. I think the baby should be able to pick between four. Hold on. Like multiple stories. You pop out the womb and you're like, it's like a menu. Like you walk out and you're like, uh, yeah, let me get a Trevor. |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah, uh, let me get a Michael. |
| 0:40.8 | The baby, hold on. |
| 0:41.4 | The baby picks. |
| 0:42.3 | Oh, the baby pits. |
| 0:42.9 | Out the womb. |
| 0:52.9 | Does the baby know English yet? No, but like, you got a feeling. Oh, oh, oh. What about the 50-50 where you have like just two lights, like a blue light and a red light and you go to... How do we have names that change every quarter? |
| 0:55.2 | Oh, what do you mean? |
| 0:55.8 | I don't fucking know. |
| 0:56.8 | Okay. |
| 0:57.1 | It's winter. |
| 0:58.0 | All right. It's winter, you know, call me Rubin. Oh, oh, bitch. I love this. In the summer... I fucking love this. In the spring. You are Tanner in the summer. I'm Blake. But you're Tanner in the summer. Yo, Tanner in the summer. Bitch! No, this is great. This, I love this. And legally, every quarter, it just, you just know, and your license changes automatically. Do you know they're doing digital licensing now in Utah? I'm about to move there. Utah. |
| 1:28.7 | What do you mean? You get nine-wise any digital fucking thing? |
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