382: Adult Wet Dreams
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What actual hole are people enjoying it? |
| 0:05.0 | That's what we're asking. |
| 0:06.0 | Because somebody could be an earfuss. |
| 0:08.0 | Sometimes you're in her vagina. |
| 0:10.0 | Sometimes you're in her brother's ass. |
| 0:12.0 | But a hole is a hole. |
| 0:14.0 | Did you have a wet dream? |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.0 | It was bound to happen. |
| 0:21.4 | Dude. |
| 0:22.1 | I was, it's, fuck. It's my fidget spinner. I am. Was it this morning? No, no, no. It was thoroughly four days ago. But dude. Thoroughly? I said three or four days ago. It was thorough. You came the words out of your brain. But dude, I like, I was, it was, but yeah, that's how I felt. |
| 0:39.7 | It was like bound to happen. |
| 0:40.5 | I was, |
| 0:53.9 | it was, but yeah, that's how I felt. It was like bound to happen. I was kind of upset that didn't happen. And I'm like, God doesn't want to fucking touch me. Yeah. And what playoff game were we thinking about? Dude, the second one. Really? The second one. It gives no fucking whatever. Specificity. No, dude, but I What? |
| 0:55.8 | That's actually a good question. |
| 0:56.9 | What was I watching before? It gives no fucking whatever. Specificity. No, dude, but I... |
| 0:55.1 | What? That's actually a good question. What was I watching before? It was basketball. I don't remember. It was some fucking replay, obviously. Oh, it was the Lakers game. Like Lakers and... I was kidding. The last Lakers and used... Dude, that's all I watch at night. It's like I've either... name to Luca? |
| 1:10.0 | I'm either read... |
| 1:10.8 | No, he was out. |
| 1:11.7 | He was even... |
| 1:12.3 | Either reading Tiger Woods book. and you do that's all I watch at night it's like I've either came to Luca I'm either read no he was out |
| 1:11.5 | I was even |
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