336: Coochie Calories
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
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0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging
6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.
12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet
18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date
24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice
26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date
45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top
50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews
57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor
01:02:19 Too old for lingo
01:05:11 Sock Talk
01:07:32 Secret Sock
01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boys
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| 0:00.0 | blockchain. Crypto. It's happening to investments, currency, food trucks. Yes, payments are |
| 0:05.7 | possible with crypto now. But it's not just happening to tortilla chips, also microchips. |
| 0:11.2 | You can trade tokenized real world and digital assets. So it's happening to assets, trading, |
| 0:16.6 | industries, economies, and pretty much everything else. And it's happening with Ripple. |
| 0:22.1 | For informational purposes only, not an offer or inducement. |
| 0:24.9 | For investment professionals and high net worth companies, FSMA 2000 financial promotion order. |
| 0:30.1 | On an LNER train, you can go on a big day out, or you can just hang out. |
| 0:35.1 | You can read a book or you can write one. |
| 0:37.8 | You can BLT or you can G&T. You can read a book or you can write one. You can BLT or you can G&T. |
| 0:40.6 | You can zombie apocalypse or rom-com marathon. |
| 0:43.7 | You can clear your inbox or think outside the box. |
| 0:46.8 | You're free to do all this or absolutely nothing. |
| 0:50.9 | With food and drink served to your seat and space to stretch your legs on an LNER train, |
| 0:55.6 | it's freedom all the way. Book direct at LNER.com.com. So stay eat, stay welcome, Gucci |
| 1:02.5 | Breakfast. Oh, that's the one that makes me want to go to home depot and buy rope. |
| 1:17.7 | If I hear one more person says crash out, I'm going to fucking take a Sony and hit me in the head. |
| 1:18.9 | You might crash out. |
| 1:22.8 | I fucking, I, you, this is what the internet fucking sucks. |
| 1:23.5 | Uh-oh, are we in? |
| 1:24.3 | Yeah, we're in. |
| 1:28.3 | This is what, okay, I love the internet so much, literally the only reason I have a career at all. |
| 1:29.3 | But also- |
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