338: Chris Angel Mindfreak Off
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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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🗓️ 9 July 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
New York, NY: Jul 24
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Second leg is being announced soon!
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5:33 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods
7:36 Stop having menus in other languages
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27:56 Pilots missing their exit
30:00 Post Nut Regret
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40:46 Furbys
48:00 Magicians getting puss
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| 0:00.0 | I go, brother, is the Red Light District in that sea? |
| 0:02.4 | Because he came out looking happy. |
| 0:03.9 | You at Sea Otter Sucks your dick. |
| 0:08.0 | We are live, we're live right now. |
| 0:09.4 | Put your mic in. |
| 0:10.2 | Put your mic in. |
| 0:10.9 | Dude, you know what I want to talk about? |
| 0:12.2 | I forgot to tell you about it. |
| 0:13.3 | I did this yesterday. |
| 0:14.3 | So I got back from the tour on Sunday. |
| 0:17.5 | What a great time. |
| 0:18.5 | The tour was awesome. I truly felt like I had a lot of fun on these shows and I really felt like I was in tune with my material and I felt like I was like I did the same in and around hour 15 of jokes every night. So we only got strong a verse the first tour in 2020. I'd be switching shit up. I'd be changing shit. This one I really felt cemented in. Okay. So thank So thank you to everybody who came out to each and every one of those shows. Like, so much fun. |
| 0:41.2 | I got back Sunday. And then Monday I woke up and I tried to get work going in my brain. I just, |
| 0:46.6 | I had that same feeling. I was like two cups of coffee deep, start drinking a Celsius and I'm still tired. I'm still yawning. I'm getting mad at myself. Out loud, I'm yelling. |
| 0:54.5 | Fierce. Wait the fuck up. Bitch. I'm David Gogginsing myself. Yeah. I'm pissed. Run. I, and I'm sitting |
| 1:00.5 | and I'm trying to work and I see my brain's not working. And then I talked to someone and |
| 1:04.5 | like, dude, just take today off. Go to the beach. And I was like, man like man fuck I'm not eh hey I guess I could drove to the beach |
| 1:13.2 | you went to the beach solo beach rush oh my god listen I don't want to sound like a guy who was born |
| 1:19.5 | today I went to the beach give it to me and since I've been ice bath in yeah do you ever seen one of |
| 1:25.4 | those before no since I've been ice bathed and I was, the water was cold and I was like super, super cold, but I was |
| 1:30.3 | just laying in like 10 minutes, just staring at the Malibu Pier. |
| 1:33.3 | Bitch! |
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