345: Dave Blunts vs Everyone

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis.

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8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
9/5 – Montclair, NJ
9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

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9/1 – Ontario, CA
9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL

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0:00.0	So I kicked this girl out, right?
0:02.0	And I kept on finding, you know, like, I don't know if you guys ever live with a girl and she moves out, you keep on finding her shit. Yeah, of course. It's like she's haunting you. I found a pill bottle for fucking, I, it was like chlamydia medication. So I made a song about that. And what was some of the lines you said from that?
0:39.2	I think it was like, even though I kicked you out, I can't get rid of you. I found your pills, girl, I know you got clemenia. Guys, we're in. What's up? Stipsawks podcast. Trevor Walls, Michael Blosson. Me. I'm Michael Blosson. Dude, am I on the, oh, new couch alert? Guys, we're in the process of a rebuild Rebrand?
0:40.1	Rebrand.
0:40.7	Rebrand. Osseon, car chair. I'm Michael Blasim. Oh, new couch alert. Guys, we're in the process of a rebuild.
0:39.4	Rebrand?
0:40.1	Rebrand.
0:40.7	Rebrand.
0:41.5	If you get broken up with this, is that a rebrand?
0:43.8	If you find another person, it's a rebrand.
0:46.8	Under management?
0:47.5	Oh, hold on.
0:48.8	Maybe you are right.
0:49.8	Because if you're with, if you're like a unit, if you're a unit of two people, and then you get broken
0:55.0	up with, then you're a unit of one person. So you are in a rebuild or a rebrand, I mean, sorry. And if you get a new girlfriend or boyfriend, that's a rebrand as well. Or is that under new management? Or if you're getting a therapist. When you're dating, when you're dating your under new management. And then when you get together, then it's management. Yes. Yes. Because now you're dating, when you're dating your underdue management, and then when you get together, then it's management. Yes. Because now you're listening. Because now you start like a new team. I want to sign that just says old management. Every store, new management. Okay. Well, old management. How about every store be liquidation sale all the time? Yes. Every store. Every carpet and furniture store, liquidation sale.
1:29.5	We know what you're doing.
1:31.3	We know what you're doing.
1:32.4	You know when comics post low tickets?
1:34.3	No, it's not.
1:35.1	We know what you're doing.
1:36.4	That's so funny.
1:37.4	But also, it's like, who is it, Bed Bath, Beyond Purewin Imports, one of those?
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