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351: The Unknown Side of Zach Justice

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway.

Follow Zach Justice:

Youtube - @Thezachjustice
Tik Tok - @zacjustice
IG - @zacjustice


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice
4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met
5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop?
9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad
12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper
13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK
15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college
20:25 - Zac doing open mics
21:18 - Better Help Ad
25:00 - Zac’s old videos
28:00 - Online Dating
33:12 - Shipstation Ad
34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk
42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE
45:36 - Blue Chew Ad
51:00 - Is there a difference in prison?
59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM
59:35 - AD
01:08:03 - SOCK TALK
01:13:13 - Secret Sock


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0:00.0

It was something like trying to turn your girl on and I would say like, you can call me pistachio because you got to work for this nut. But it was like very- Write that down. I've always wanted to shoot a podcast on a white side. I haven't seen it been done. And maybe people who are watching the clips in this later on TikTok, but my God, another blind dating video with Trevor and Zach? Nope, podcast. Well, it kind of is. If you think about what a podcast is, it's kind of blind dating.

0:23.0

So we're sort of...

0:23.7

Meeting for the first time.

0:24.3

Yes.

0:24.6

And we have... blind dating video with Trevor and Zach? Nope, podcast. Well, it kind of is. If you think about what a podcast is,

0:21.5

it's kind of blind dating.

0:23.0

So we're sort of doing.

0:23.7

Yes. And we have Allie over there. If we can make this a blind dating video. Yep. Old damn Frank. Here it is. There she is. Insert a picture. And there she was. Zach Justice. I have a funny story, and I don't know if you,

0:36.5

I mean, I would hope you remember it.

0:37.6

Maybe you don't.

0:38.6

Do you remember, and I have a funny story and I don't know if you, I mean, I would hope you remember it, maybe you don't. Do you remember, and I want to preface this, earlier we were saying, we're trying to see who was more dramatic. Michael or I, I think I'm more dramatic because I just remember this moment. Do you remember when I did your podcast for the first time, but I never did it? I mean, I remember you were kind of in the general, like, three-mile area. Yeah, so I was supposed to do dropouts maybe two years ago. And I just was, I was on tour heavy, and I was just really stressed out every single day, every single moment. And I was excited to do the show. And I drove to the address that was texted to me, and I go, hey, I'm out

1:11.3

front. You go, I'm also out front. I was nice enough to walk outside into the sun, the beating sun, UV-9. I was just looking at all, like, where is he, you know? And this was North Hollywood at the time. So the sun is extra sun and out there. It is. And I don't know why. I don't know what it is. Do we know why? Is it higher?

1:26.0

It's north.

1:26.9

Closer to the head. Correct. That's exactly how everything works.

1:29.2

So I get there and I look outside and I don't know what it is. Do we know why? Is it higher? It's north. Closer to the head. Correct.

1:27.8

That's exactly how everything works.

1:29.2

So I get there and I look outside and I don't see Zach. And, and I go, this is the most dramatic thing I think I've ever done now that I I can't wait to hear about this. I go, dude, I don't know where this is. You send me the wrong address. I'm not doing this and I and and and I I I drove home.

1:45.2

No.

1:46.8

It was a very odd interaction because he was like, whoever sent me this address, whoever your booker is, isn't doing their job. And, uh, like, I'm not doing this today. And then I was like, I don't know. Okay. Booker, first off, I sent that address.

2:06.2

Number two, it's the only address I've ever used to ever get to my house. I don't know, man. I don't know. I ended up in a weird cul-de-sac with a one-way going into it.

2:10.1

And then you texted me, no, no, no. And then you called me back and you were like, well, it turns out I was down the street. I could still do it. Well, I was like, it was one of those things where you like, I hang up and I go, Trevor, what are you doing?

2:21.1

You're an insane person. Like, shut up. And they're a hundred times. Half a mile away. Just go do it. But this is where I got big dogs, which was humbling for me, good. and I'm glad Zach did this.

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