I'm hammered, hammered, shit-faced.

And we go to this restaurant.

Somebody in our group goes, dude, that's LeBron James. And I look up, sure enough, it's LeBron fucking James. Yeah. And I go to point, and I'm not making it. I go, yeah, and I go like this and scared to go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How you could have a name Waka Flaka Flame? What are you doing?

What are you doing at 61?

Are we in? I think we might be in. I think we might be in. Bonjour! Dude! Listen, we haven't recorded in like two, three weeks? I don't know how to do this anymore. I don't even know your name. Michael. Plostine?

Me.

Dude, I love...

Are you Blau comedy on Instagram? Yep. Dude, no fucking way. I'm from Facebook. What the fuck? What's up? Dude, some guy in Spain, child of age... Whoa. I don't know. All right. came up to me and he goes

he looks at me and he goes

Travis Kelsey

Swardico I don't know. All right. Came up to me and he goes, he looks at me and he goes,

Travis Kelsey? Swear to God. That's when you realize. That couldn't be more wrong. What the fuck do you mean? What do you mean? I have built like Travis Kelsey. No. I could sleep with Taylor Swift if I wanted to. That might be a one-win But I think he just, if you're in, you know, a different country, you're like, I know U.S. celebrities and you know faces and you like to me and just go, Travis Kelsey?

Dude, Travis Kelsey is, I'm telling you, it couldn't be more wrong.

If you look at it, he was like, Denzel Washington is more right than Travis Kelsey. Yes. Travis, I think his brain was giving like TR, T-R-E-V-O-T-R-A-V-I-S. Is that I spelled Travis? I have no idea. Is Travis with a C? Hold on. Let me actually try. Oh, I'm thinking Kelsey. Travis Kelsey. Yeah. But, hold on. Let me get Travis's T-R-A. Get somebody some alpha-brain. I mean, I need it. Travis. T-R-A. T-R-A. A-V-A. Car company. Car company. T-R-A-A-V-I-S. Travis? am I someone talk to me Wrong? Wrong right? Okay great Correct Right Correct You spelled Travis Here's it What do with me Here's the thing I think I'm literally Spell father G-O-N-E Gone Here's the thing Here's the thing Oh Here's the thing.

Oh, my dad, I got so much to fucking talk about. I don't even know what to start. Well, if we run out of stuff to talk about on the main feed, the Patreon will be also as booming. I got some juicy goss for the Patreon. You got some gossilin? Yeah. What? Yeah. Goss. Goss. Oh, I know, but goss. I'm gonna goss sling some cock later.

Did you?

Say yes! What? Yeah. Goss. Not Goss. Oh, I know, but Goss. I'm a goss sling some cock later.

Did you? Shit! Yes! Yes. Where do you want to start? I mean, I went to Europe. You went to Atlantic City, which is also the Europe of America. And your parents were in town? And my parents were in town? Separate times. Buddy. You had a joint custody condo.

We did.

No laughter, which is so interesting

that I said joint custody condo and then everybody decided to be silent amongst everybody. I think... Is this a book club? I think they don't listen. Jack's back. Jack was fucking gooning some... Were you in Italy he's married Italy Italy did you eat ass in

Italy yeah did you really oh no no you didn't wife's ass you didn't no don't they

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