356: You Can Now Crack a Clanker
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 91 minutes
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ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, hold on. |
| 0:00.6 | So Chad GPD will soon allow erotica for verified adults. |
| 0:04.5 | And Chad GPD, you get in this goddamn verbal pipe down. |
| 0:07.3 | You're going to be like, how do I make orange juice? |
| 0:08.7 | Also, how do I fuck this orange? |
| 0:12.4 | Are we in? |
| 0:17.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.3 | Holy shit. |
| 0:19.3 | Yeah, we're in. |
| 0:20.2 | Holy shit. All right, we're in. Holy shit. What's even, what's even going on? The Dodgers, the Dodgers won the World Series. Go Doyers. Daylight Savings is here. First of all, who told me that happened? All of a sudden I woke up. I was like, why do I feel weird? |
| 0:38.3 | Looked at my fucking kitchen clock. That bitch at 915. I was like, is it 915? No, it's 8.15. Who? Someone text me when this is happening. I love how electronics are still not cut up to date on that. Do it. Microwaves are like, who? Yeah. Microwaves have no idea what they like saying exists. |
| 0:54.9 | Microwaves, no idea what daylight saving is. |
| 0:55.0 | Microwaves no baked potatoes and they no factor meals. |
| 0:58.0 | Put it in. |
| 0:59.0 | But they don't know. |
| 1:00.0 | Some of the buttons, like some of the shortcut buttons are so funny. |
| 1:04.0 | It's like popcorn, steaks, baked potatoes. |
| 1:07.0 | If you're cooking a steak in there, have a button that says divorced. |
| 1:14.8 | One of the one of the most random thing you ever cooked in the microwave is. |
| 1:15.2 | A baby. |
| 1:16.9 | Okay. |
| 1:18.2 | Well, this episode you got demonitized. |
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