I'm going to regret asking you this.

Well, what is this real?

As long as he never comes in me, he can come anywhere on me.

If that's my daughter, I'm fucking her.

Can I say that?

Are we in?

I'm ready.

I'm in.

I'm in.

Mr. Wallace, are you on a tour bus, as they say in the biz?

I am on a tour bus.

I'm in Bakersfield, California, the Maui of California, the St. Augustine of Central Coast,

people who have never left Bakersfield.

I'm excited.

I've been looking forward to, you know, for everyone listening globally,

Bakersfield has the rap of Scared Straight.

You know, it is, it's penitentiary parallel.

It's, yeah, if you walk the streets,

you will see the recording of the show Cops. That's what it, that's the feel of it. Yes. And I'm excited. I mean, I haven't, dude, I've been in Vegas show one time my entire life. Devin tells the story about how my buddy played like Division 3 foot baseball here. Oh? I don't think so.

Go ahead.

I'll run through it briefly and stop me if I did.

But my buddy played in like a farm league, like division three, like minor, minor,

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