Bitch Bible

Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE  Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Designed for travelers seeking casual comforts filled with simple pleasures. Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.com 

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2024

Jackie recaps her son's first birthday party, why Shannon Beador is the best housewife of all time and why the alcoholics are ruining Disney World. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50  Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE  Pretty Litter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.prettylitter.com/bible  Rosetta Stone: For a very limited time, get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE 

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2024

Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac. 

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2024

Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com  Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible 

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2024

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. 

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2024

Jackie reignites a 2016 feud with Olivia Culpo, spreads some love and light by sharing a current gratitude list and starts a new initiative to replace trad wives, with trag wives. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! "Addyi, The Little Pink Pill" - See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/pi This episode is br ought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE 

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2024

Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness.

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2024

Jackie sits down with legend Gary Janetti to discuss niche travel insights, the trauma of faux plants and pop culture history. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Armra: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLE This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.happymammoth.com Nurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.Nurx.com/BIBLE 

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2024

Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette".

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2024

Jackie breaks down rodent hot boys, highschool graduation updates, trauma dumps and why no one cares about the hard boiled eggs you had for breakfast! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Gravity Defyer Shoes: Experience ultimate comfort and pain relief and use code Bible for $30 off orders of $130 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible 

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2024

A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible  Hyatt Vivid Grand Island: Visit www.HyattVividResorts.com and discover limited-time grand opening rates and a free speedboat excursion for two

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2024

Jackie presents a cautionary tale of waxing at home as a PSA to women everywhere.

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2024

Jackie shares a life altering secret that will shock and disappoint listeners and creates a course of action to rectify the humiliation. And she also talks about The Valley and lizards? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com/BIBLE The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books are sold https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2024

Jackie promotes her soon to be award winning short film documenting her recent experience with the NASDAQ billboard in New York, and revisits the time she was groped with best friend Max.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2024

Jackie is joined by Erin and Sara Foster to discuss sisterly tensions, child rearing and other niche disgruntles of the world! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLE What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books are sold https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Rosetta Stone: For a very limited time, get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.RosettaStone.com/BIBLE Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2024

Jackie shares her favorite prank calls that didn't ensue legal ramifications!

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2024

Jackie heads to New York for public humiliation, starts beef with NASDAQ and the American Women's Fencing Team and returns home with a rolling cooler of broken dreams. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Marley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www.MarleySpoon.com/offer/BITCHBIBLE Nutralfol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com/BIBLE The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things, Available everywhere books are sold

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2024

Despite her better judgement, Jackie brings back a fan favorite episode, and re-reminisces on family trauma that got projected onto an innocent Caesar Salad.

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2024

Jackie sits down with Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House to discuss all your unanswered questions about her relationships, sandwich preferences and fully activated off camera moments. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/bible Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/bible The Farmer's Dog: Get 50 % off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.nakedwines.com/bible Nurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.nurx.com/bible 

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2024

Jackie revisits her least favorite episode with Cardi B from nearly 10 years ago and cringes the whole way.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2024

Jackie sits down with Kyle Richards to discuss all things Real Housewives, her whirlwind year, her next chapter and most importantly her sister Kim’s chicken salad. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app, sign up with code BIBLE, and start by playing just $5 to get $50 in Casino Credits in your pocket instantly at www.draftkings.com Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50 Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.happymammoth.com Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom's first ever cookbook,The Noom Kitchen at www.noom.com The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus FREE shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2024

After a 4 year hiatus, we are re-introducing Jackie's problematic yet fantastic cousin Jo. After her last appearance lost Jackie a longtime sponsor, Jo hath been suspended but today we let her loose and see how she fares in the woke waters of 2024!

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2024

Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www.DraftKings.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE ar checkout for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Marley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www.MarleySpoon.com/offer/BITCHBIBLE Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE Zocdoc: Download the Zocdoc app for FREE and find and book a doctor today at www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2024

We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend Michael Rapaport!

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2024

Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food Plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www.DraftKings.com Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2024

Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits Prolon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE Nurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.Nurx.com/BIBLE Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.RosettaStone.com/BIBLE 

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2024

Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50 Framebridge: Visit www.framebridge.com today to get started and custom frame just about anything Marley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www.MarleySpoon.com/Offer/BITCHBIBLE  Squarespace: Visit www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible 

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2024

Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping  Naked Wines: To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottles for $39.99 offer, head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND password Prose: Get 50% off your first subscription order at www.prose.com/bible  Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible 

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2024

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Nurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts here. Go to www.nurx.com/BIBLE to get started Squarespace: Visit www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Zocdoc: Download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Find and book a top rated doctor today at www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE 

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2024

Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping  Honey Love: Save 20% at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE  Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Prolon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE  Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE 

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2024

Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Caden Lane: Use code BIBLE for 20% off your order at www.CadenLane.com/BIBLE  Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50  Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com  Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE  Viia Hemp Company: Use code BIBLE to receive 15% off plus a free sample at www.ViiaHemp.com 

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2024

Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.happymammoth.com  Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2024

Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for her Parisian gallivant! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Honeylove: Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod 

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2024

Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew found mold in her car and why broccolini is the new hot makeup brush! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2024

Jackie recaps her Valentines Day plan, Andrew's birthday party, motherhood musings, Beyonce's new country music venture and justice for Kelly Rowland!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2024

Jackie has her first experience with shrooms by proxy at a Homegoods, recaps the Superbowl (yay sports) and reveals why she should probably have been sent to a juvenile detention center.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2024

Jackie recaps the Grammy awards, gives some Handy Andy updates and debriefs on Pookie's problematic past!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2024

Jackie finds her new favorite influencer, shares her own personal Make A Wish Foundation experience that will land her in a utility closet at Paris Fashion Week and discusses her latest mother of the year ventures!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2024

Jackie has a traumatizing experience at her local market that ends in tamiflu tears. We also unpack Aritzia (like why), how not to behave at a breakfast brunch and why raffia is never a good idea.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2024

Jackie has another altercation with Grandma Gloria, discusses mob wife aesthetic, recaps the toxic desire for relevancy a la Monika from Real Housewives and discusses her childhood lesbian allyship.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2024

Jackie is back from the Bahamas and recaps being a hands off mother abroad, makes fun of influencers (shocker), talks Golden Globes, RHOSLC finale theories and why social media hiatus' announcements are tricky.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2024

Jackie brings in the New Year with a marital update after Andrew leaves Jackie to fend for herself as a single mother during Christmas, starts beef with Sydney Sweeney and provides a lengthy list of what's in and what's out for 2024.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2024

Jackie is fighting for her life and marriage before the holidays. She almost enters a cabernet crime scene, gets attacked by a bat and is on the brink of a divorce. Happy holidays!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2023

Jackie enters the holiday season with marital tension after her husband refuses to write her a new pop song. She also recaps her Bravocon adjacent hanukkah party, her psychological handbag theory and explains why you need to Amazon Prime a spray bottle.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2023

Jackie is guiding light for the LGBTQIA+ community, has an awkward confrontation at a furniture outlet, slings some lukewarm takes on this weeks celebrity gossip and decides that Balenciaga is officially over.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2023

Jackie uncovers some extremely problematic home videos and would like to take ownership and apologize to her community. We also go over the Goop gift guide, her recent trip (s) to Target and her future rendezvous with Leo Dicaprio. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 29 November 2023

Jackie is a patron of the arts and goes to a film screening, gives tips on how to be toxic this holiday season, reprimands Caitlyn Jenner for being problematic and deals with her son being a Kanye West fan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2023

Jackie sits down with Madi Murphy from the Bad Broadcast to talk about Mormonism, embarrassing wedding behavior and the girls offer a stunning vocal performance!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2023

Jackie recaps Bravocon happenings, how to evict a gerbil from your rectum, plays charades with Grandma Gloria and answers some listener burning questions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2023

Jackie gets cancelled for appropriating appetizers, discusses celebrity Halloween lewks, tries to nurture her own telekinesis and discusses group socialization etiquette!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2023