Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast, Chipper as a Christmas chicken. We have lots to discuss today. You know, I went back and

forth, like, are we going to discuss the Taylor Swift-Travice Kelsey wedding? Because it's just been

so beat to filth at this point. But we simply must. It's what everyone's talking about. It was

America's 250th birthday.

But you know who just shoved America to the wayside?

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

They were married at Madison Square Garden, not a ruse, not a decoy.

That's where the nuptials took place.

It was like the MetGala on steroids. I mean,

people were just clicked in obsessing over every detail that we probably will never get

and filling in the blanks and looking at the celebrity guest list. And, you know, I have a lot of

thoughts. First of all, I would like to lead with this.

I am authentically and genuinely happy for Taylor Swift.

I know everybody expects me to get on a microphone and start talking shit and making fun.

But I'm happy for her and excited for her and, you know, all of the things.

With that said, we need to talk about the guest list because it's kind of the most

ridiculous thing that I've ever heard.

Like everybody and their gay brother was invited to this wedding.

And it stresses me out in ways that I can't even possibly comprehend.

But I do think that there has to be an element of comfort that Taylor Swift

finds in large arenas, large crowds. I mean, she's a star. She's a performer. And to the same degree,

Travis Kelsey is a star in a performer. So to have a thousand people at their wedding probably

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