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Bitch Bible

Bitch Bible Classics: Yo Soy Loco

Bitch Bible

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Jackie announces some exciting news (don't worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?).

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0:00.0

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0:23.7

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0:28.3

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0:31.6

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0:33.6

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0:38.8

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1:12.8

Hello everybody and welcome to the Bidgible Podcast. It's your host host Jackie Schimmel, and we're here for another week of fun. I'm particularly tickety, tickety turn this evening. I just went and saw Charlie's Angels. Cute. Like, cute-ish. I don't give it a 10. I don't give it an eight, but I'd give it a seven. You know,

1:20.4

I have never had the acting bug, probably because I don't have any talent. But if I was to be in one movie, I would really love to be in Charlie's Angels because I just want to fucking kick

1:24.8

somebody's ass. Some days I just wake up and I'm like, I'm ready to fight. I'd love to

1:29.3

beat the shit out of somebody. Just an innocent bystander that like just looked at me the wrong way.

1:33.8

Like you want to fucking go. I'm ready. Preped and ready. I've also been doing soul cycle. I've only done it

1:40.4

two times, but I did it Saturday and Sunday. And I mean, are these bitches

1:45.5

climaxing in these spin classes? I don't know if it's an endorphin thing or I'm missing the

1:50.2

memo. I don't know what the fuck's going on, but the women in these classes, I mean, they're like

1:55.8

having full multiple orgasms. I'm like, are you wearing a vibrating maiden form brief on these bikes? And you're

2:04.0

just like getting off on the saddle because I don't know what is prompting you to grunt like that,

2:11.7

Susan. It's just, it's very odd. I like it though. I like the darkness. I feel amazing right after for 20 minutes. And then I have a

2:19.2

full crash and my legs feel a little shaky. And then I just am woofing carbohydrates. So I'm not

2:24.3

entirely sure that the spin route is my journey because I've been consuming like quadruple the amount

2:31.0

of calories that I normally consume just because I'm so ravenously hungry. And maybe I'm climaxing. Maybe I didn't even know. Who knows what the fuck's going on? But I'm into it. I feel alive. I'm getting ready for the podcast tour. Crazy. I was in the movie theater with Andrew. I made him go watch it with me. And we sat right next to Courtney Kardashian and her son Mason. And I got to tell you,

2:51.8

I felt there was nobody in the theater. It was just us four. And when we got out of the movie

2:56.1

theater, and this is like my local movie theater, like I've been going my whole fucking life.

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