Top of the morning to you.

That's my Irish accent.

It's St. Patrick's Day, which is the day of St. Patrick. Not a clue. Green beer, green

clothing. Green is my favorite color. Always has been. It's the color of the peridot, which is the

August birthstone, and the color of money, broccoli, wasabi, and dreams. So happy St. Patrick's

day, everybody. I've had a pretty interesting eventful week slash weekend. First of things,

for things first. What if I did a whole episode with a Lisp? Honestly, we're scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point. Like, how many more stories can I generate? I'm thinking about it. Maybe we'll do it for, I don't know, is there like a speech impediment awareness day? I feel like I could tackle that. That would be great for me.

Last week, in this week's edition of things that make me want to kill myself, get ready, everybody.

Last week I was talking about how Clyde was on a Miss Rachel Bender and was talking and asking a lot of questions about a little girl in the videos, the sweetest,

cutest, cutest little girl named Raha, and asking me why she didn't have legs. And I was not privy to this information that she lost her legs in an airstrike. And this is not a political

statement. So everybody just calm your overbites. The way that I wanted to

drive into a brick wall after hearing that. Now, granted, I would never make jokes. I would never

make jokes about something like that. I was just kind of, I was kind of just recapping a parenting

excursion on how to explain traumatic things to children, which I've

handled flawlessly. So I would just like to say, sorry about that. If I was a different kind

of bitch, I'd probably just breeze through it, not address it, keep the caravana moving. But I

think that would be in poor taste and I feel

terrible. So, Losiento. Secondly, I've been a little fichotted the past few days and not that

anybody cares or noticed. I've been taking an unofficial social media hiatus. I went four or five days without

posting anything on Instagram, which honestly, the mystery of it all, I mean, I got a lot of

DMs being like, is everything okay? Which also made me want to kill myself because like in what

world can't we unplug? I love it. By by the way tempt me with a good time i would

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