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Bitch Bible

Ratatouille

Bitch Bible

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jackie gives an update on Rat Search 2025, gives Diddy the dressing down he deserves, and critiques Bethenny Frankel’s home decor.

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0:00.0

Hello everybody, this season is upon us.

0:19.6

It's Christmas round the corner, and I'm wearing a sensible trouser.

0:25.3

That's just off the cuff. That's God, guys. It is a beautiful Sunday. Not so beautiful,

0:32.2

riddled with tragedies over this weekend, but we're not going to get into it. This is a light,

0:36.2

fluffy show. It is the first

0:38.4

night of Hanukkah. Ironically, I will be very proudly lighting those candles this evening,

0:43.3

thinking about everything that's happened in Australia, Brown University. You know, it's just,

0:51.2

it becomes slippery because I don't like to be someone that only talks about issues that are applicable to me because I find that to be really self-indulgent and just like performative.

1:03.6

Um, ally ship and like performative politics, which I don't really subscribe to, but all I'm going to say is this, okay?

1:12.9

Lots of crickets this morning.

1:22.2

Lots of crickets, okay? All of these, you know, podium posters fighting for everyone and everything.

1:27.4

People really just don't like Jewish people at the end of the day. Are we allowed to say that?

1:33.2

Because if we're going to hold, oh, God, I said I wasn't going to do this, but I'm just going to slip this in and then we're going to move past it. Not because I'm scared, but because I am here to lighten the load.

1:37.4

Okay, we've been through enough.

1:38.5

All I'll say is this.

1:42.4

It's kind of gross.

1:44.0

Okay. And I'm blinking at you crickets crickets

1:47.4

crickets lots of crickets to this Sunday morning

1:52.6

me no like crickets me no like raccoons what's the rodent update in the

1:58.8

shimmel hyphen ha's Hanukkah house i'll tell you it's looking good okay

2:04.1

we had a full like rat trooper system come in okay it's like fort knox in here and they came this guy

2:16.1

i mean anyone that dedicates their lives to exterminating

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