I am sitting across from Internet Sensation.

Do you like that?

No, I like that a lot because I actually don't know what to be called.

I know.

I go through this all the time.

People are like, what do you do?

And I'm like, podcasting?

Yours was good time, gal, for a while, right?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know what else to say, but then Heather Gay ruined that for me.

Internet sensation, do we go by content creator?

Sure. That's how I make my money. I know. But isn't that the most cringe title? It is, but, you know, I'll introduce myself to like, oh, I'm an influencer. And I kind of like that because I like to see their faces of like, that's awful. Right, the grimace. But I don't care. I know, because, like, you're making money and you're hot. It's Amanda McCants, everybody. Woo! Clap! Clap, clap, clap, clap. Let's just run it back. Okay. About an hour and a half ago. Yeah. Okay. Amanda McCants is many things. Gorgeous. Funny. Creative. But she can't fucking read. No, I can't read.

I can't read, I can't spell, and I can barely write.

That's okay.

Did you graduate high school?

Barely.

Okay, you have me beat there.

So I know we've gone over high school for you on the pot, right?

Yeah.

And was it a 2.8 GPA?

It was, I think it was a 2.0.

Okay.

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