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jacky shimmel just carrying us to fucking sure jacky where why whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, why are you wearing

sunglasses? Because the lights are just too bright. And I'm a little underslept. Mother of

the Year award, get ready for it, clip it and send it to CPS. Last night, I put Clyde down.

And we are in our discipline era. He has been testing boundaries. He's

very into the word no and just seeing what he can get away with. Everything is mine, not yours.

Mine, mine. No, mommy. No mommy. We don't know why he has a french accent but i think it's sexy no diner no

diet i'm like what what what region are you from burgundy chablis we don't know and we don't really

care so last night i put clide down and went to go saunter to the living room to watch Tell Me Lies in Solitude. And, you know, he was

testing me. He slapped me. I said, nice boys, don't slap their mother. If you want ice cream,

if you want to go to the bookstore, if you want to play with your trains, you need to be gentle.

Okay. And then I model it. I don't scream. I don't

get theatrical. But we're disciplining. You know, we're not doing the gentle parenting thing. So I immediately

remove myself from the equation. I do it lovingly, but very, very firm. Discipline forward. I'm not

trying to raise a fucking asshole. I'm just not doing it.

He needs to sit at a restaurant. He needs to behave himself or manners forward. You know, also just

let's start bare minimum. Like don't slap me. Like don't slap women. You know, that would be a huge

parenting accomplishment for me.

So I put him down because he was testing me.

I go into the living room and he's crying.

He's screaming.

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