Future Rich with Haley Sacks
Bitch Bible
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4.6 • 14.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially responsible than professional services, and why Birkin bags are a bullshit investment.
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| 0:00.0 | Wait, it's my favorite thing. I literally was like... |
| 0:16.0 | Did you get the frozen coffee? |
| 0:17.0 | Yes. |
| 0:17.5 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:18.2 | See, I don't have your number. |
| 0:19.9 | No, I know. |
| 0:20.5 | And I felt bad because I was like, I'm going to roll in here with the frozen coffee. |
| 0:23.6 | Wait, I'm like, I should have gotten you one. |
| 0:26.1 | No, it's on its way. Wait, that's so funny. We were literally right there. But I'm getting tuna melt as well. Okay, I really wanted a tune-a-m-m-el. |
| 0:33.1 | Why is it so good from there? |
| 0:34.7 | I've never had it from there. |
| 0:36.0 | No, you need to try it. |
| 0:37.1 | And I'm not- I, okay, love tune-em-out, like, but not in the way that I'm getting. |
| 0:40.5 | Are we rolling, by the way, because this is really important information. We're just talking about tuna melts, and then I'll introduce you formally. I do this all the time. I'm so not used to having guests that I just start talking about tuna. and then I'm like, oh, by the way, there's another person here. It's just not me and the voices in my head. |
| 1:12.4 | Back to the tuna melt really quickly. I dream of tuna melts, but I'm going to tell you a secret. I have high mercury in my loins. So am I still eating sushi? Not the thing I'm supposed to say on a microphone, but 100%. 100%. I'm still eating sushi, high quality sushi. Come at me, call CPS. I don't fucking care. |
| 1:20.1 | But the- Are you, do you do cold cuts? I do everything. Yeah. Whatever type of parent or person is like neurotic type A, that ain't me. No, I'm the most type B. Like when I think about putting |
| 1:26.3 | the little star on the face of the kid, |
| 1:28.1 | I'm like, I'm going to forget. Oh, yeah, totally. I can't even be bothered with that. I have a new boyfriend who has no social media. Perfect. And I actually haven't like talked about him yet. But it's like, I'm not going to put him on social media, even though I want to because It's like people love when you like post your partner. |
| 1:43.5 | Sure. |
| 1:44.1 | Like to be chosen as a woman is like such a big deal. |
| 1:46.4 | Like good for me. |
| 1:47.2 | 34. |
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