I hear those lay bells jingling ding ding ding dingling to it is December everybody.

How the fuck is it December December I can't believe it I have fully lent in to

winter festivities I have not but not one but two winter foliage bushes that are live and erect.

I have my entire house covered in Christmas lights.

Okay, every tree, every branch.

The fire is a rosten.

The labia is a tosten.

And we are just in the full throttle of the holiday time. And I'm just like,

I feel like I'm not in a place in my life where I want to like gaff at the cheer and the joy.

And granted, it is on paper like the most depressing time of the year for most people.

Like, if you run the numbers and you crunch the statistics, it is a very lonely,

isolating moment in time for most people, but not me.

I got a vintage camcorder.

Okay.

I will never forget.

Kyle Richards said to me two years ago,

she said, your neighborhood reminds me of the home alone neighborhood. And I really took that

to heart. And every day, every night, I should say, when I drive to my house and I see the effort

and the morale of my friends and neighbors,

and by friends, I mean just neighbors.

And the commitment to the bit and the cheer.

Jackie, who is she?

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