Well, I was just explaining we were talking about me looking forward to my post-birth thing surgeries.

And you said, can't they kind of, like, do that while you're giving birth?

Right.

I thought there was, like, an option.

Like, you know, you went into, like, a McDonald's, and you're like, I'll take the number five.

And that included, like, tummy top.

And, like, tightening things up down there.

Yeah, tighten up my, you know, my V.

Right.

Give me new boobs.

Like it was like an all in, there's like a lipo, a little bit of that that goes into that. I don't think so. I think if you're doing a C-section, they could maybe like stitch you up a little bit. And then obviously when you tear vaginally, they have to stitch you up a little bit. you should know that I typically, in my previous pregnancy, delivered vaginally, fell right

out of me in eight minutes.

Really?

So the second go, I mean, I'm going to sneeze and this baby's going to shoot out like a rocket

chip.

So I don't know that I'll have the tummy tuck option because I'm probably going Vag.

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