Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Bitch Fibble podcast. I'm Jackie Schimmel, writer and creator of

blog, turn podcast, The Bitch Fibble. One of these days, I will come up with a quippier intro, but bear with me in the meantime. I am a day late, but no bitchiness short. Sorry, I was delayed. How cute is this, guys? I mean, this just happened, so I just

have to purge my system because, like, I don't want to actually have, like, face-to-face

communication and tell this story to anybody, so I'm just going to tell it to you. Andrew is, like,

the only person I know who has had a life insurance policy since he was 27 because he's just so

anal retentive. It's beyond. I mean, who has a fucking life insurance policy? It's ridiculous.

I'm totally against it, but whatever, he's got one. So I found out this morning that he

had me listed as his beneficiary before we were even engaged.

I was his beneficiary.

I mean, I can't even believe it.

I'm, like, so flattered and in awe that he actually trusts me that much.

That's love, guys.

I, like, almost teared up.

I didn't, but I thought about it.

Is that the cutest fucking thing?

I want to punch him in the face. I mean, I didn't let him know that about it. Is that the cutest fucking thing? I want to punch him in the face.

I mean, I didn't let him know that I thought that was really sweet.

You know, I'm keeping like a cool exterior, cool, cool wife.

But yeah, that's so fucking cute.

But like, how annoying is it to have a life insurance policy at 27?

Waste of fucking money.

I mean, whatever.

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