Hello, everyone, welcome to the bitch Bible podcast.

It is February, which means that it is officially the month of my podcast conception

anniversary, which marks the 14th year. Let's sit with that for a second. Makes me go into

Anaflaxis. The 14th year of the bitch Bible podcast. 14 years. Some would say Jackie, maybe that's

caused to pivot. I say this with complete honesty. This is my favorite thing in the world to do.

And despite the fact that now there are seven million podcasts, do you know that when I started a podcast?

Can I tell you something? Spotify didn't exist. I had a Blackberry. I didn't have an Instagram.

I had zero social media preexisting platform. I wasn't on a reality show. I had like a sad little blog and I was a receptionist. I had no intel, no direction,

no hopes, no dreams. And now here I am 14 years later doing the same exact thing, because

consistency is the rhythm of my dance floor, not trying to evolve, not trying to grow,

not trying to better myself, just trying to stay in the sweet pocket of consistency for now

and ever. I will say the facial paralysis due to the 110 units of Botox that I got two weeks ago have officially snapped.

And I went to Sharkies earlier.

I'm not sure if they have sharkies everywhere outside of Los Angeles.

But like, don't sleep on Sharkies.

Okay.

They have a Wagyu Smashburger Taco, which I did not get.

But I got a beautiful chicken Fiesta Burrito with brown rice, black beans, a whole wheat tortilla,

pico de gallo and some guacamole.

And I ate it in the parking lot with hot sauce and an iced green tea.

And I feel full emotionally, physically, and spiritually.

But I will say that when I went to sip out of my straw, like there is a little bit of an

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