Hello, Bitches!

I'm name Jacqueline.

It's a vaughan, R rouge, if you please, the addition, if you please, le palte.

How's it va?

Berkin.

Hi, I can't speak French.

It all goes, you know what's funny?

I've spent so much time trying to learn French and also

re-learn Spanish. But when I go to France, the Spanish just comes back. And then when I start to

speak in the native tongue, it goes directly to Mexico. You know what I mean? And then, no, it goes to

Mexico and then it goes to China. Then I start doing some form of like an Asian, Mexican, hybrid French accent.

And I've just decided it's problematic and aborted the mission.

And I get by just fine.

I am back on American soil.

Okay, Jaquille has returned from a Parisian gallivant with my dear friend

Heather McMahon. Here's the truth, guys. Here's what nobody wants to say. You know, in an industry

full of fraudulence, shall we say, finding a authentic friendship is quite rare, one that is not driven by clicks or engagement or,

you know, ring lights. And I say this so earnestly. I met Heather, maybe like seven.

It's been like seven years ago, maybe eight years ago.

And we met doing this podcast and formed a pretty genuine immediate friendship.

I know everybody.

Okay.

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