Ugly, Fat, Poor

Bitch Bible

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Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen. Especially Kathleen.

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone. I'm back. I am beaming with joy. I'm so excited. I've had two back-to-back guest episodes, which it feels like it's been four months. And all I'm going to say is this. Somebody call Willa Ford because I want to be bad with you baby. Okay. I want to be bad and make it look so good. I've got things on my mind. I never knew I could. I don't even know if those are the lines, but I woke up today. It's a gorgeous Sunday morning. It's God's Day. It is the only day of the week that I can record from home because the jackhammers, the bulldozers, the, I mean, just the general chaos of construction
0:57.8	has entered my soul and entered my life.
1:01.1	And nothing brings me more joy than that.
1:03.7	But to be able to talk shit on God's Day in the silencio of my own home after taking a brief hiatus from solo episodes
1:15.2	is just exactly what I need right now.
1:18.2	Okay, I'm excited.
1:20.2	And I want to forewarn you, I know that we talk about this every Leo season.
1:23.5	We've now done this, you know, 13 years together.
1:27.4	Leo's season for the Bitch Bible podcast is when shit pops off. We've now done this, you know, 13 years together.
1:31.4	Leo's season for the bitch Bible podcast is when shit pops off.
1:38.0	Now, this particular Leo season is going to be incredible because I will also be entering my third trimester.
1:47.7	So I'm so, I'm being so mean and it feels so good. You know how like sometimes we say and do terrible things and then normal people would feel an extreme amount of guilt? I want to do cartwheels in my front lawn
1:54.1	because I'm being myself and even though it's terrible, I love that I have the careless abandon of being just the biggest
2:03.5	cunt on the block and no apologies.
2:06.6	Because my work is masterful.
2:09.4	Okay.
2:09.6	I have created a masterpiece of destruction, both verbally.
2:14.9	Like, I'm just popping off the pages in all the wrong ways.
2:18.2	And I need some type of silent agreement for everyone listening at home in your car, whatever, with your children.
2:26.5	That everyone is going to give me a pass this summer because I am completely unhinged in ways that I didn't even know was possible.
2:37.1	I am being such a fucking bitch and I'm having the best time of my life.
2:42.8	Here's why, okay?
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