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Bitch Bible

Sisterhood of the Tic Tac Penis with Girls Gotta Eat

Bitch Bible

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Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jackie is joined by Ashley and Rayna from Girls Gotta Eat to talk about micro-penises, their four and a half hairs, Jackie’s recent exorcism, and Pampas grass.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, it's a really exciting day because you don't have to listen to me alone, regurgitate sad old stories.

0:20.9

I am sitting here with the two ladies from The Girls Got to Eat Podcasts. Okay, we've got Raina and Ashley. Thank you for coming. Oh, my God. Thank you for having us. We're having so much fun with you already. All right. It's been three and a half minutes. You walked in. I was like psychoanalyzing my producer. We're off to the races, girls. We dragged a lot of people privately already. No, but to come in and you guys were discussing like a dating situation, I mean, I just was thrilled. Is this kind of your lane? This is your kink. Yeah, I mean, we talk about dating and sex on our, on our podcast and relationships, but. And you brought me a double-sided dildo. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, what am I supposed to do with this?

0:55.7

By the way, what are you supposed to do with that? So it's not a double-sided dildo, it's double-sided vibrated, so one end vibrates, at the other end sucks. And so whatever you're in the mood for, we own a sex to a company called Vibes Only and has, like, beautiful toys. And so this is for you? Are you and your husband?

1:09.1

Put on a little show.

1:10.1

Oh, my God.

1:10.5

That's so not happening.

1:12.4

But I...

1:12.8

Do you guys not do, like... And so this is for you? Are you and your husband? Put on a little show. Oh my God. That's so not happening.

1:12.3

But I love that.

1:13.5

Do you guys not do like toys? Okay. I have a two-year-old. Give him a back. I'm fluctuating. Yeah. That could. Kids love vibrating stuff. I'm not trying to be gross. But like my nephews. Put it under his mattress. you got a homemade snoo.

1:25.4

100%

1:26.3

like that thing

1:27.2

that rocks them to sleep.

1:28.7

They're going to love that.

1:29.7

Yeah.

1:30.0

Yeah.

1:30.2

We love it.

1:30.9

Wait, by the way, put it under his mattress. You got a homemade snoo. 100% like that thing that rocks them to sleep.

1:28.7

They're going to love that. Yeah. Yeah. We love it. Wait, by the way, did you guys see that baby company, Frida, they were using all these like sexual innuendos for marketing? Like, it'll be the first threesome for you and your husband. And it's like an anal probe, like an anal like thermom. thermo I don't know something was weird I didn't really read the whole article just the headline

1:47.9

but basically this company Frida that does like breast pumps like baby thermometers like

1:54.4

all these products that are used for like postpartum and like small infants and they started like

1:59.4

sexing up the marketing strategy did it it work though? Is it? Are people creeped out by it? No, people are totally enraged. Oh, people are enraged. How does that happen? Like, whenever these things happen, I picture this boardroom and like everyone greenlit this. No one was like weird idea. Like, you know what I think about a lot?

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