Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, it's 6 a.m.

Hi, everybody.

Hi, guys.

It's me again.

So, after reviewing my last two episodes, I have decided that this week, Jackie Schimmel is going to be lovely. Lovely, sweet, peachy. I'm going to see, this is a, this is this is a test really for me it's an endurance test

i like to challenge myself professionally and i just want to see if i can just pretend to be lovely

chipper and cheerful because that's who i am all the time yeah i was I was listening and I was like, oh my God. Like, what is,

first of all, I was menstrual, so I'm like just going to put that out in the universe. Secondly,

like, you know, when you do podcast alone, first of all, if you haven't done it, you better try it

before you call yourself a real fucking podcast stuff, okay? Because this shit is hard. It's actually really, really easy for me,

which is really, really scary and something that I am going to look inward and contemplate.

But when you start talking to yourself and there is no other human looking back at you

to like wince or grimace or roll their eyes.

You kind of can't read the room and you kind of can't read like the backlash or the like the

repercussions of what you're saying. So this week I'm just going to be super, super nice. I'm going to be the nicest Jackie

Shimmel you've ever fucking seen. And if you don't get that, that was a Lisa Rina reference,

then maybe you shouldn't listen to this podcast anymore. Or if you're easily offended,

maybe you shouldn't listen to this podcast anymore. Or do. Or don't. So let's just do a little recap. Let's start off on a

positive tip, shall we? Because I'm sure it's going to go all downhill from here. So last week,

I had the extreme luxury of going to the DP Hugh House and having Justin Anderson color my hair. If you don't know who Justin Anderson is,

he is like a super color. He's the most lovely, funny, like ingratiating. Listen, I'm like always not

trying to make new friends. It is something that I hold tried and true to my heart. I am like

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